21 photos in galleryIt’s practically camouflage. It’s quilted for absorbency. It’s awkward and weird. Doing the math, I have no choice but to conclude that Is Drew Barrymore wearing a modified Hunting Slanket.
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Fugger: Elle Fanning
Fugs and Fabs: GLAAD Media Awards
Fug file: Photos, Hot Right Now, soap stars, Elle Fanning, Drew Barrymore, Naya Rivera, Georgia King, Matt Bomer, Kirsten Dunst, Sara Ramirez, Sherri Saum, Maria Menounos, Shannon Woodward, Melody Thomas Scott, Rumer Willis, Teri Polo, Ali Larter, Mae Whitman, Katerina Graham, Ioan Gruffudd, Alice Evans, Chris Evans, Scott Evans
Freaky Fug Friday: Elle Fanning
Aw, Ellen Fanning is so cute. She is even basically making this work:
The dress is cute for sure; the shoes are what would happen if the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader boots decided to have a baby with Doc Martin. But Elle loves herself some crazy shoes. After all, CAN WE EVER FORGET THIS? It haunts my dreams. And yet, even hideous shoes are entertaining, and that is because shoes are the best. They rarely make you feel like your body is too fat/too thin/too square/too round/too pointy/whatever it is that you worry about with your figure. They are just pretty, or delightfully CRAZY, or amusingly HIDEOUS, and as much as I hate the GIRLZ LUV SHOES!!!!!!!! stereotype, because I also enjoy sports and books about serial killers, I must admit that I DO luv shoes. Therefore, I present this week’s Freaky Fug Friday:
THE TASK: Please write an acrostic poem about Elle’s footwear. (A reminder: this is an acrostic poem. If you read horizontally down, the first letter of each line spells something.)
THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.
THE PRIZE: We are so excited to be giving away THREE copies of the great new YA book by Amy Spalding (a Fug National!), The Reece Malcolm List. Per Amazon: “Devan knows very little about Reece Malcolm, until the day her father dies and she’s shipped off to live with the mother she’s never met. All she has is a list of notebook entries that doesn’t add up to much. L.A. offers a whole new world to Devan—a performing arts school allows her to pursue her passion for show choir and musicals, a new circle of friends helps to draw her out of her shell, and an intriguing boy opens up possibilities for her first love. But then the Reece Malcolm list gets a surprising new entry. Now that Devan is so close to having it all, can she handle the possibility of losing everything?”
You guys are going to love it — it is chock full of cute boys and musical theatre! — so get to writing. This contest is open to ALL READERS, even if you live on the moon.
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Fug file: Freaky Fug Friday, Elle Fanning
Critics Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Elle Fanning
Don’t get me wrong. Elle Fanning is adorable:
She is the most adorable girl who ever wore a bedspread to an awards show.
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Fugs and Fabs: The British Independent Film Awards
8 photos in galleryIn which Elle Fanning is almost the lone bright light. Well RSVP’d, Elle.
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Fug file: Photos, Hot Right Now, Jude Law, Sienna Guillory, Felicity Jones, Elle Fanning
Fugs and Fines: The Fannings
Did you know Dakota is brunette now? DID YOU KNOW THAT ELLE IS CRAZY NOW?
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Fug file: Fug or Fab, Photos, Twilight, Dakota Fanning, Elle Fanning
@thebestjasmine I want to high five her - J
Met Ball Fug or Fine Carpet: The Fannings
First, I realize Jaime King — here featured — is not a Fanning, but since I just realized she and Elle Fanning look a LOT like each other, I’ve decided to make her an honorary one. Like maybe she’s the “distant cousin” who is secretly Elle’s mother due to an EastEnders-style scandal in her childhood. Anyway, on the heels of Elle’s Fug Madness run and Dakota’s surprising ability to continue being under our radar despite not being above reproach EITHER, let’s take a look at these three Fannings, real and otherwise.
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