Fugger: Emma Stone

Fug or Fab: Rooney Mara and Emma Stone


I feel like even Rooney Mara is like, “Man. I can’t stop looking at this girl.”

Rooney herself actually looks really good — she managed to find exactly the Calvin Klein dress (they’re at his show) to match her persona, but it’s not so grim that it makes me afraid she’s slipping down the Salander slope. She’s also repeating the shoes, which Fug Nation didn’t like as much as I do; regardless, I find it refreshing when celebs have a comfort item too. Like, they get a LOT of awesome shoes, and I’m sure not all of them are comfortable, so why not wear the ones you like over and over again? Stars: They’re Just Like Us: They Like Things.

As for Emma… well, you know how I feel about matchy red dresses and shoes. And one thing Calvin Klein dresses usually are not is baggy; although this is a sweater and a skirt, I still can’t quite believe there wasn’t something better-fitting in the house for her to don. She’s EMMA STONE. She’s adorable. She will look great in everything because she’s adorable and svelte, and indeed she still looks good in this, but then photos like this come along:

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SAG Awards Well-Played: Emma Stone


You know how sometimes you’ll be dating someone and you REALLY like them and you just keep thinking, “dear God, please don’t let him be [DEALBREAKER],” because you know you’ll have to break it off  if they’re [a Scientologist/a vegan/a Mets fan/a chewing tobacco enthusiast/an ardent manscaper/an OJ Simspon apologist/a Real Housewives megafan (that one's me -- in the sense that I am one, not in the sense that I can't deal with that)/whatever your particular dealbreaker is] and even though you know you can’t live with someone who is home making scrapbooks of the collected works of Lisa Vanderpump (NOT ME although I totally look for her every time I pass her restaurant — I love her, you guys!), breaking up with them is just going to suck? Because when you find out that they are big fans of crystal meth or whatever, what dies is the awesome person you imagined they were. THAT is how I feel about her:

YOU ARE SO ADORABLE. PLEASE DON’T TURN INTO LINDSAY LOHAN. It will just do me in.

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Golden Globes Well Played Carpet: Emma Stone/The Amazing Fugger-Man


I would say that I want Emma Stone to play me in the movie of my life, but unfortunately, in order for there to be a movie of my life I probably have to invent some kind of Mind-Twitter or kill someone, frame Joan Collins (and then, out of guilt, make sure she’s set free by leaving a note on a mason jar full of my victim’s blood), then write my own autobiography while living incognito in a lawless nation that wouldn’t want to extradite me to stand trial for my crimes. Neither of those scenarios seems very likely. I mean, I barely even know HTML.

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Critics’ Choice Well Played: The Cast of The Help


When you win an ensemble award, it helps when you all look like the million or so bucks you cost to put in the film. It’s also pretty rare that everyone actually does, on the same night, in the same room. Well played indeed, beginning with my girl crush up here, Ms. Stone. It says a lot about her that the whole world adores her, endlessly, fiercely, LOUDLY, over and over again, and yet there appears to be no Emma Fatigue nor blowback nor vicious rumors that she beats her assistant with toenail clippers. That’s a feat and a half.

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People’s Choice Awards Fug or Fab: Emma Stone


One of my favorite things about this picture is how stoked the girl sitting next to Emma Stone looks:

My other favorite thing is that clutch. Yes, I already own at least three gold clutches WHY DON’T YOU STOP JUDGING ME? But let’s talk about the outfit. I saw on Twitter that Emma Stone told the press room that Diane Keaton is one of her style icons and I swear to God, that is just starlet shorthand for, “and that’s why I’m wearing pants.”  Don’t get me wrong, I get the Annie Hall thing  — the slouchy menswear I-Don’t-Give-A-Shit-But-It-Secretly-Took-Me-A-Hour-To-Figure-Out-This -Outfit outfit is appealing, and of course Diane Keaton is awesome in general (and actually, as an ACTRESS, has had a career trajectory that would be good for Emma Stone to emulate) — but there’s more to Diane Keaton: Style Icon than wearing a Gucci pantsuit places. (And that “more” is occasionally a bowler hat.)

All that being said, I want to like this, and I almost do. I like the color. I like the CONCEPT. But the execution….

...the execution:

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Well Played, Emma Stone


Sigh. How chic does Emma look here?

I wish I had the grace and presence — and resources, and social schedule — to swan into a venue wearing the perfect cream coat and red lippy and heels. Maybe I’ll start. Maybe I will instantly become a breezier, classier person if I just adopt this as my aura, whether I am going to the doctor or the mall or to Gymboree Play & Music for an hour of shaking maracas to Queen songs.

Or, someone will invent a body-snatching time-traveling DeLorean so that I can go back in time and relive my life as Emma Stone. But the former might be easier.

Here’s what she wore under the coat:

it’s good

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