Dear Jessica Chastain:
This is, perhaps, what you should have been going for. If that’s how you were going to go. Just saying.
Dear Jessica Chastain:
This is, perhaps, what you should have been going for. If that’s how you were going to go. Just saying.
We know by now you have met Miss Jones, but have you kept up with her? Allow me. It’s the least I can do after that hacky wordplay.
[Photos: Getty]
Since Felicity and Like Crazy are getting a big autumnal push, that probably means we’ll be seeing a bit of her as we head into Hype Season. So, methinks it’s time to catch up on what she’s been wearing lately — you know, bits and bobs we’ve either missed, or forgotten to write about until suddenly Halloween came and everybody is all Sexy Whatever and nobody’s leaving the house in real clothes. All of which would seem to cast a dim light on my opinion of Felicity’s clothes, which isn’t really fair. OR IS IT. And isn’t THAT kind of subtly suspenseful intro a sufficient lasso of intrigue to rope you into this slideshow?
The thing I love about Felicity Jones, so far, is that she prompted one of you to note, the last time we featured her, that you “hate her face,” which is something that Heather and I often say privately to each other about people — NOT YOU, we love you — and it always makes me laugh, because in general the face in question is a lovely one and the thing we hate about it has nothing to do with how it actually looks. OR DOES IT? It doesn’t. I mean, her face is totally a good face:
BUT! We aren’t here to talk about faces but rather about dresses.
Oscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Felicity Jones
“Why hasn’t America embraced me more?”
“Is it because my movie hinged upon my character making a ginormous mistake vis a vis paperwork that basically no one who’s ever had said paperwork would be dumb enough to make? Perhaps leather will help. IT WORKED FOR JOLIE ONCE UPON A TIME. If only I had a leg slit….”
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