Fugger: Gemma Arterton

BRIT Awards Fug or Fab: Gemma Arterton

Feb 21, 2013 By Heather AT 11:00 am

Y’all know how much we love a sequin, and the idea of a sparkly Mr. Rogers cardigan is weirdly (or not?) appealing.

Something about all of this TOGETHER, though, looks like she’s playing Moneypenny in a Bond-themed Vegas revue. Then again, I would totally go see that, so what the hell do I know?

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Fugs and Fabs: AACTA Awards

Jan 31, 2013 By Heather AT 9:00 am
Cate Blanchett
Nicole KidmanGemma Arterton, Jeremy RennerGracie OttoMaeve Dermody
14 photos in gallery

I’ve decided I need to go to Australia. I don’t know how, and I don’t know when, but every time they have an awards show I think, “It is my destiny to know who these people are.” (I mean, other than Cate. I am familiar with her at this point.) I just need two weeks on a beach with some local trashy magazines and I will be good to go.

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Gemma Fugterton

Nov 14, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am

It’s my understanding that this is another instance of Naomie Harris Syndrome, a.k.a. a lined skirt with a more voluminous transparent layer over it, so that you’re never quite SURE if you’re seeing leg or not.

None of which changes the fact that Gemma looks like she was shot out of a cannon and into a funeral.

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Fugtum of Solace

Sep 24, 2010 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Funny, I always thought that the day we posted a picture of someone standing next to a giant silver pump, the person involved would be Katie Price. And she’d be sitting in it, surrounded by whipped cream and ponies and bubbles, as she filled it with fake Champagne and then drank it from a glittery straw. 

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Really, after that mental image, nothing Gemma Arterton wore here was going to measure up — but I think the jacket is questionable regardless. Let’s take a closer look:

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You Will Meet A Tall, Dark Fugger

Aug 24, 2010 By Heather AT 11:00 am

LUCY PUNCH: My dress represents all the psychological and sexual knots Woody likes to tie his characters into. Really. It does. It has NOTHING to do with wanting you to fixate on my erogenous zones. 
WOODY ALLEN: I’m so depressed. I’m standing next to a beautiful woman who had the Cub Scouts of the USA lock her crotch for a knot-tying merit badge, and a woman who is over 40. Isn’t it in my contract that I refuse to be seen with women who are over 40?
GEMMA JONES: Oh, shut it, Woody, I’m internationally beloved for being in Sense and Sensibility and Bridget Jones’ Diary and starring as Madam Pomfrey in the Harry Potter movies. And incidentally, I’m supposedly excellent in your latest. So have a coffee and smile and let’s get through this so I can go back to churning butter and sculpting your face out of cheese curd.
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Gemma Fugerton

Jul 8, 2010 By Heather AT 8:00 am

Cute, cute, cute…

… Great Aunt Hazel. Which is bad news for everyone except Great Aunt Hazel, who has a screenplay about her heroic acts of shuffleboard heroism called Hazeltov that now has Gemma’s name on it. 
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