I love a theme.
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I dislike these shoes so much, I had to open with them.
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It’s that time again: Hollywood marches on and my brain can’t keep pace, so, I run out of time to make lengthy, thoughtful, or possibly even coherent observations about each of these. That doesn’t mean I won’t try here, but really, is it any wonder that Busy here left me speechless? She’s wearing a jumpsuit made of Cher. There aren’t words for that.
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From a distance, I thought this was nude, and I said to Jessica, “Oh, great. It’s like a Spanx cummerbund.”
But I actually think it’s gold, and now that I see more of it, I also think it’s flattering. The vaguely Star Trek quality of the neck — you know, the stuff they made the ladies wear that was both prim and strangely erotic at the same time — kind of works for me. And on a night where nobody really did anything truly risky or unusual, I appreciate anyone whose outfit may lead to a Googler finding this site by typing, “Star Trek sexy time yeeeeah.”
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Fugs and Fabs: LBDs
Technically, they’re not all little black dresses — some of them might just be little darkly colored dresses. And actually some of them aren’t little, and one of them isn’t a dress. So let’s revise: Basically, it seems like a lot of people have worn black in the last two days. Might as well herd them.
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