9 photos in galleryNot all of this is bad, it’s true. But what does it say about the situation that GINNIFER GOODWIN managed to be one of the best-dressed people there? No, it’s true. You’ll see.
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Fugger: Gwyneth Paltrow
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Oscars Well Played: Gwyneth Paltrow
3 photos in galleryI would just like to formally thank Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing a mother-f’ing cape to the Oscars, like a boss.
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Grammys Well Played, Gwyneth Paltrow
FINE, Paltrow.
You win this one. But I’m NOT buying your stupid $500 cleanse, no matter what you do.
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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Gwyneth Paltrow
If I remember right — which is about a 60/40 crapshoot — Gwyneth told Ryan Seacrest that she tried on two outfits and this one was her favorite. Perhaps she should’ve kept shopping. Because this smacks of making SO MUCH EFFORT, and that’s not Gwyneth Paltrow should be. Gwyneth is, in turns, infuriating and awesome for how effortless she makes things look: singing and dancing on Glee; stomping around in a catsuit atop Cee Lo’s grand piano;crying on camera; dying on camera (BULL TRUE); cutting her hair short in Sliding Doors (seriously, has anyone else worn that essentially not-great haircut as well as she did?); pretending to be British on film; pretending to be a tiny bit British in real life;parenting; cooking; truffle-hunting or whatever it is she does for GOOP when she’s not asking Deepak Chopra to talk to us about spirituality and pants… you get the gist. Gwyneth should know by now that when we look at her, we want to be kind of awed and grossed-out by how simple she makes it look to be somebody whose life has to be incredibly complicated and under-carbohydrated. So WHY IS SHE TRYING THIS HARD? We don’t want to see your mental sweat, GOOPie. We’d rather read about what your gurus think a person can do to combat mental sweat. Maybe you should call Deepak?
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Well Played, Gwyneth Paltrow
I think what I love most about this photo is not even the dress.
It’s the very CAREFUL way Gwynnie appears to be leaving this restaurant, as if maybe she had one sangria too many, and/or really regrets that $60 glass of port, and now she’s just focusing. Really. Hard. On. Walking. Without. Tripping. We have all been there. I think I spent four years there in college and scored enough credits for it to be my minor. But the outfit is good, too — leave it to Gwynnie to mix clashing hues and have it somehow come out all right. That woman.
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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Gywneth Paltrow
On our twitter, Fug National @NicNarrates said that Gywnnie here looks like she’s “going to the gyno…in space.” Which is so apt, and so funny, that I wish I had thought of it myself. Because SHE DOES. Although I don’t know about you, but I try to keep my side-boob wrangled at the gyno. At least until it’s time for my side-boob exam.
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