9 photos in galleryThis is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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Fugger: Hayden Panettiere
Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch
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48Fugs and Fabs: The ABC Upfronts
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17 photos in galleryI know this is sacrilege, but y’all, I was really super bored by the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. clip from upfronts. The Once Upon A Time spinoff even looked better, and that — while potentially legitimately okay in some aspects — involves a lot of really serious utterances of the word “genie.”
Lotto show Lucky 7 seems blah (didn’t we already do this when it was called Windfall and it starred Luke Perry and Lana Parilla?); Killer Women has a terrible title and may not be lighthearted enough about itself to make up for it; Resurrection seems more like a miniseries but I was surprisingly moved by parts of it; Betrayal looks like it will be incredibly dull when stretched across 13 (much less 22) episodes; Mind Games seems promising but maybe that’s just by comparison; and Mixology… looks like a total shitshow in the vein of the rapidly canceled and widely reviled My Generation from the 2010 season. The tagline is basically One Season, One Bar, One Night, and thirteen to twenty-two hours set inside one bar with those characters sounds so claustrophobic that I almost tunneled out of my house just from the clip alone.
As for the comedies… OH WAIT, Mixology IS supposed to be a comedy, which is the funniest thing about it from what I can tell. Super Fun Night appears only to embody one of those words, and it’s neither of the first two (sorry, Rebel Wilson); Trophy Wife is very whatever, Back In The Game meh, and The Goldbergs just makes me want to go stream some Wonder Years episodes and regret that Dan Lauria wasn’t immortal and ageless because every nostalgic show about childhood should involve him. Jeff Garlin’s unmodulated barking stresses me out in this context.
Potential Fug The Show candidates: Zero, as far as I can see. Sigh.
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Fugs and Fabs: The Nashville Cast
In which almost everyone looks… kind of like they look on Nashville, frankly. But let’s spend a little extra time on Clare Bowen here, who plays Scarlett, because if she keeps up at this rate she might be a nice dark horse for Fug Madness 2014.
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Golden Globes Fabs and Fines: The Woman of Nashville
I really wanted Hayden to win on Sunday. Not because I think she was the very best in the field — although I think she is somewhat underrated on Nashville — but just because it would be so out-of-left-field and exciting. That’s one of the reasons that the Globes are fun: CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS.
Neither of these ladies wore any crazy shit, though. More’s the pity.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, Golden Globes, Hayden Panettiere, Connie Britton
CMA Awards Fug or Fab: Hayden Panettiere
3 photos in galleryI kind of love this. But that may just be because I want to put it on and shimmy on a table wearing it.
What do you think?
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, CMA Awards, Hayden Panettiere
@SushGopalan @HHCGuiltFree Aw, thank you! We try, and it's nice to know that people see that we try. -H
Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Black and White and WTF All Over
As more and more pictures rolled in, I finally snapped and e-mailed Jessica, “EVERYONE NAKED AND DUMB AT THIS THING.”
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