Fugger: Heidi Klum

Fug the Fabs: Germany’s Next Top Model finale


All I know is, ANTM has some serious catching up to do if it wants to be relevant again in the face of THIS crackfest.

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Cannes: The Lightbox Purge


Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn’t end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it’s time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for the Oscars for reasons of ridiculousness (edit: Valentino says it’s not the same, but what’s funny is that it looks more like Seyfried’s dress to me than the actual rejected one). You can bleach your hair, Anne, but you can’t bleach your regrets (edit: I still stand by this).

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Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Cannes amfAR Gala


Are you ready to take a trip to Leg City? It’s ON. To the extreme.

[Photos: WENN and Bauer Griffin]

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Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch


This is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Met


I might want Coco Rocha to seize Renee Zellweger by the bun and teach her a few things about the wild side, and how to walk there.

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Fugli Klum


So obviously, many of us remember that dresses over pants are a thing that happened.

But please, fashion overlords, don’t invite it back to the party in disguise as Nighties Over Pants. There are already enough trends in this world that won’t pay their tab and get the hell out.

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