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We all agree that Helen Mirren can do, if not no, than LITTLE wrong:
But can she pull off a dress wherein it appears she’s got her head on backwards? I ask you.
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Fug or Fab: Helen Mirren
I had a conversation with some friends this weekend, and we all agreed that if we came home and our boyfriends were like, “Honey, I’m leaving you for Helen Mirren,” we’d all be like, “….Yeah. I can’t argue with that.”
Which is why I’m putting this up to a vote despite the fact that IT’S INSANE. I really don’t want to see anyone wearing a starred bra-top connected to her skirt with stretch-lace. It’s like Madonna got stuck in one of those episodes of Saved By the Bell where Tiffani-Amber Thiessen spent the whole time looking like she was either coming from or going to a step aerobics class. If this were on anyone else, I would just say, “I CAN’T.” But Helen Mirren is awesome. So….
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I know Helen Mirren probably feels like she can’t be Dame Sexypants all the time — it’s probably exhausting, for one thing, and plus that notorious minx Judi Dench might be stoning Helen via Facebook or something because she decided it’s her turn.
But there’s some acreage between “Dame Sexypants is on a brief holiday” and “Dame Sexypants has been murdered and replaced with Hyacinth Bucket.”
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