3 photos in galleryThis one has an honorable mention of fuggery for Irina Shayk, whose patchy see-through blue dress is like an Avatar special effect gone bad, but the main prize goes to Countess Von Sleevenstein. That is the Titanic of caftans. It is the Caftanic: massive, doomed to fail, and probably containing a string quartet and a few canoes. That sleeve is so large it could clothe a child. Is there a competing musical collective called the Polymoronic Spree? Because if not, I think we’ve found the charter member.
[Photos: Splash News, WENN]
@CountSnarkula YES!!
Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The “All Is Lost” Premiere
In which we begin with Jessica Chastain, and end with a little game I like to call, “Wait, Is That Petra Nemcova? … It is. Maybe?”
[Photos: Getty]
react: