Fugger: Jennifer Aniston

Fug or Fine: Jennifer Aniston


Yada yada yada Jennifer Aniston black dress tan blah BRADLEY COOPER HAS CUT HIS HAIR. The world is instantly a saner, more orderly place.

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Fug or Fab: Jennifer Aniston


She’s never looked more tan, that’s for sure:

I think this dress is suede? And it’s kind of cute in the way that everything I feel like I already wore once when I was younger is kind of cute to me; legitimately cute in the way that is was originally, but also cute because it reminds me of a time when everyone had tiny backpacks and my face was not so dependent on the miracles of Retin-A. Nostalgicute.

Should we applaud her for wearing a sort-of color? Should we just give up expecting anything really INTERESTING from her? I’m starting to ease into the last one, like a hot bath. It IS Friday, after all. What do you think?

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Fug Me Crazy


I really never thought the day would come where I would long for the return of the black strapless dress:

And yet here we are.

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Oscars Well Played: Jennifer Aniston


If I had told you Jennifer Aniston would be a welcome hit of color at the Academy Awards, you most likely would’ve patted me on the head and told me my crystal ball was actually just a baseball, or something.

And yet, here we are. Aniston is not a ball-gown kind of girl, either, and she’s certainly not an advocate of anything that isn’t black, white, beige, or metallic. So even though this Valentino is so simple it’s practically foolproof, the dress still manages to be a happy surprise. I wish she’d done something with her hair, but let’s just take this thing one step at a time, lest we pull a groin muscle.

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People’s Choice Awards: Lots of Famous People


Rolling right along. Man, a lot more people go to the People’s Choice Awards than I realized. I guess they DO care about The People. That’s a warm feeling.

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Fug or Fab: Jennifer Aniston


One of the tabloids currently SWEARS that Aniston is pregnant, which is why I just spent like ten minutes staring at her abdomen. I don’t know that I think she IS pregnant — a month ago, she had a VERY flat stomach — but anything is possible, and she certainly looks REALLY happy, so good for them regardless. Can I EVER really vote against Rachel Greene going out in costume as Brenda Walsh at the Spring dance? I think you know the answer to that, Fug Nation.

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