“So, look. I’m here to present an award to my bestie of the year, who decided to show up in a hella unflattering and smurfy jumpsuit that makes her look like a Dr. Seuss character. And to celebrate the fact that I generally NEVER show up places in a hella unflattering jumpsuit that makes me look like a Dr. Seuss character, I decided to stick with black. Filmy black. Floaty, translucent black that is a cousin to the drapes you might find in a parlor of ill repute that also later buries its clients. See, y’all, I’m feeling like a freaking sexpot right now. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I have this new boyfriend, and he’s kind of a badass, and we’re banging like a screen door in a tornado and in fact he is SO good that I think we’re actually having invisible sex right now. AM I RIGHT. So I can do crazy things like wear a mullet dress, right? Especially because…
Fugger: Jennifer Aniston
Fug or Fab: Jennifer Aniston
I have been staring at this for like an hour and these are the thoughts that are chasing each other through my head: “Is she knocked up? Maybe it’s the dress? Maybe she WANTS US to think she’s knocked up. Maybe she is happy and is eating a lot of Relationship Sandwiches. Maybe she is eating Relationship Sandwiches AND is knocked up.”
The status of her Knocked Upedness being known, honestly, only to Jen, her doctor, and presumably Justin Theroux, I gotta say that while I think the cleavage is a little much — boobs OR legs! Everyone knows that’s the rule (other than Boobs Legsly, obviously) — the dress itself is kind of fun. Hey, at least it’s got us talking.
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Fine/Feh/Fug/Fab: Jennifer Aniston
5 photos in galleryIn the interest of using some positive reinforcements, I’d like to start this post by noting that I think Aniston’s shorter hair is really cute. She looks so much younger with the shorter hair. In the interest of getting to the heart of the matter, I’d like to invite you all to join me in the slideshow to take a looksee at what she’s sported recently, to a variety of Horrible Bosses hoo-ha (a technical term).
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Fug or Fab: Jennifer Aniston
SHE WORE A COLOR! A PATTERN EVEN! IT’S NOT STRAPLESS!
Someone go outside and see if the sky is falling.
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@grubreport @thebestjasmine I always felt like they ruined Dean specifically in service of Jess, which is lazy writing for your love tri -H
Fug or Fab: Jennifer Aniston
It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston looks better than her new movie does.
At first I was certain she looked terrific in this — yes, she’s got the same hair, but at least it’s GOOD hair, and a certain point that’s just… her hair, there is only about one other thing she’s ever going to do with it anyway (loose bun), and so maybe I should put down my sword in that battle. Otherwise, I feel like closed-toe shoes are a rarity on her, and the dress has a lot more interest than she usually allows. Plus I like that it gives her some curve.
But then I started to wonder if it doesn’t quite fit her, and THEN I fell into a Paul Rudd wormhole and took a lengthy vacation there — it’s a lovely place, full of wry wit — and that led me to this photo:
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