Fugger: Jennifer Nettles

Fugnifer Nettles

Nov 5, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

Please note that I am NOT fugging the fact that Jennifer Nettles is so pregnant she was in real risk of giving birth, like, mid-lyric. Girlfriend is just doing her job.

But I’m not as happy with the person who decided it was his/her job to dress her fetus up as a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer cabaret show.

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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Jennifer Nettles

Nov 11, 2011 By Heather AT 9:00 am

This was a tough one for me. I started out as a Well Played — in fact, I thought this was Ellen Pompeo at first, and I was like, “DAMN, Ellen Pompeo has never looked this good!”

But it’s not Ellen — it’s Jennifer Nettles, of Sugarland. I KNOW. Tough to tell. Anyway, the color is lovely on her, there’s an elegance there… a reader emailed us to laud this by saying it’s a really hard dress to pull off, and I think that’s true. Especially when I saw it from a different angle, which is when my opinion changed:

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ACM Well Played, Rihanna/Fug Performance Jennifer Nettles

Apr 5, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

RIHANNA: I look awesome. Even with this crazy fringe! It works!

JENNIFER NETTLES: MMMmmmHHHHHHHMMM!

RIHANNA: Excuse me?

JENNIFER: Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just strutting around in my quasi-jumpsuit. I learned from Steven Tyler that, when doing that, it’s imperative that you make self-satisfied grimaces. It’s a rule. They’ll never ask me to perform live again if I don’t make this face occasionally.

RIHANNA: The fact that you’re taking advice from Steven Tyler explains A LOT about those pants.

JENNIFER: How do you mean? I feel like these fit surprisingly well considering that the rise is the size of small child. Suri Cruise, say.

RIHANNA: There’s so much wrong about that sentence. You don’t even know.

JENNIFER: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Mmm!

RIHANNA: Right.

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