Fugger: Jessica Szohr

Jessica Fughr

May 7, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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Well.

Absolutely nothing about this is convincing me that this needs to be The Summer of Hirsuite Tube Tops and Nipple Stains.

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Fugs and Frivolity: Coachella Roundup

Apr 16, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am
Katy Perry
Paris HiltonParis HiltonKe$haNic Cage
15 photos in gallery

I’m sure more pictures from yesterday’s third day of Coachella are still rolling in, but here’s what I’ve rounded up from the weekend so far — including Paris and Perry in panties, Emma Roberts pushing it again with patterned pants, Grace Potter… um… putting it out there in a pfringed pcardigan, and… yeah, okay, I can’t alliterate the rest of it. Just come see.

[Photos: WENN, Getty, Pacific Coast News]

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Fugsica Szohr

Nov 22, 2011 By Heather AT 9:00 am

Well, props to Szohr for at least trying to shill the product.

Unfortunately, thanks to Jessica’s outfit, this product forever may be known as Arm-Bag Coffee. Which is weird, because I always heard it was Red Bull that gives you wings.

At least this event did yield a good worlds-colliding photo op, though:

If only they were at the Peach Pit

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Fugsip Girl

Jul 27, 2011 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

I don’t know about you….

…but I liked this better when it was the sofa in my grandma’s rec room.

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MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Vanessa from Brooklyn

Jun 6, 2011 By Heather AT 7:00 am

You know, now that Vanessa has been bounced from Gossip Girl, Jessica Szohr may wish she hadn’t marketed herself for SoBe as “Vanessa from Brooklyn,” because now she just kind of sounds like a stripper who isn’t telling you her real information. Like, “What’s your name?” “What do you want it to be?” “Well, my first grade crush was named Vanessa and I really like David Beckham and his kids, so…” “Fine, baby, just call me Vanessa from Brooklyn.”

She is dressed, however, exactly the opposite of a stripper.

I mean, granted, every stripper has to start from SOMEWHERE, but very few of them kick off their evenings looking like they walked out of White House Black Market’s summer ad campaign. The paisley in and of itself doesn’t offend me, though. It’s where she took it.

scrolldown ahoy

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Vanessa From Fuglyn

May 27, 2011 By Jessica AT 10:00 am

So, have you heard Jessica Szhor’s SoBe ads?

I think we’ve talked about them in this space before, but if not, she opens her radio spots by noting that we may know her as “Vanessa from Brooklyn.” NEVER are the words “Gossip Girl” used, which (a) makes me think SOMEONE didn’t get a thumbs up from the network before signing this contract, and (b) makes me laugh every time, because you know someone is hearing this ad in the car and thinking, “who the EFF is Vanessa from Brooklyn? I don’t know any Vanessas at all.”

Of course, here she looks like Vanessa From That Vacation Where Her Luggage Got Lost And She Had to Shop Solely At the Hotel’s Cheesy-Yet-Incredibly-Expensive Gift Shop And It Was Either This Or a Hotel-Branded Polo. Someone bring that girl a nice mai tai by the pool.

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