Fugger: Julia Stiles

Fugs and Fabs: The PGA Awards

Feb 1, 2013 By Jessica AT 9:00 am
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Hello, this happened over the WEEKEND and I’m only now getting to the last of them (some looks you saw in conjunction with the celeb’s SAGs look). Why must all the awards shows be jammed into the same few weeks? Let us LUXURIATE in your goodness, awards season! Also: there is a severe, SEVERE lack of color here. Severe. I’m concerned.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Julia Stiles

Jan 29, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

I keep seeing this out of the corner of my eye and thinking it’s Erika Christensen, and I want to have a whole long conversation about how great Parenthood is and how much it makes me ugly-cry every week and how this season’s finale was AMAZING! And Ray Romano! And also Luke Cafferty and his sweet face that I love! And Mae Whitman’s fabulous brows! So many things I need to say. But it’s not Erica. It’s not her at all. It is Julia Stiles:

I am disappointed that I can’t wax poetic about how Parenthood needs to be renewed. But not as disappointed as I am in this dress.

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Emmy Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Julia Stiles

Sep 22, 2011 By Heather AT 6:00 am

I almost put this in the purple slideshow, but in most of the other photos, it actually looks grey. So, out it came, and here it is:

It’s very delicate, and she’s super fit and whatnot, but I do just want to hike that up a couple inches. Also, what’s the attraction of a dress that makes your navel look like the eye of the Death Star? That thing is channeling power from all sides so it can then blow up Alderaan with one focused beam of hellfire. It will be sad to learn it is late to the party. But since I don’t outright hate it and/or want to anger it (I like my home planet and would like it to stay in one piece for as long as possible), I’m putting it up to a vote. Also, it’s late in the day on Wednesday. My eyes are crossing from all this Emmy hoodle.

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Well Played: Julia Stiles

Feb 4, 2011 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Could someone please explain to me what year it is?

We’ve written two pieces this week about how cute Julia Stiles is looking — even in something that ought, ostensibly, to wash her out. What next? Am I going to be hired to write a piece about the new hot band, Smash Mouth, or about this weird thing, “THE INTERNET” or about how one day you might be able to check your email from a phone?? And if we have, in fact, traveled back in time to a place where someone wrote regularly about Julia Stiles, am I allowed to pop over to my apartment in Westwood to tell myself to stay away from certain boys, or is that going to make the space-time continuum collapse in on itself? I mean, I’d like to save 1995 Me from some problems, but I don’t want to, like, rend the fabric of the universe or something.

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SAG Awards Well Played: Julia Stiles

Jan 31, 2011 By Heather AT 9:30 am

Too bad La Stiles looked relatively melancholy for most of the red carpet pictures, because I love what she’s wearing:

A bit pinched at the bodice? Maybe, but it’s quite graceful and elegant, while also fitting her general relaxed vibe. This is a very nice choice indeed when you’re there in support of a show on which you kill people and hack them to bits, and while you are in the midst of dispelling rumors that you helped break up the marriage of your lead actor because of your smoking hot feminine wiles or something. It’s all very innocent. Very, “Listen, if you want to dispose of a body parts, DON’T COME ASKING ME BECAUSE I WON’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA.”

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Jan 21, 2011 By Jessica AT 11:30 am

DON’T FREAK OUT, but I don’t HATE this jumpsuit:

I do, however, hate that no one loves Julia Stiles enough to give the girl some blotting papers. Help a sister out, you guys. It’s the least you can do.

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