Fugger: Katy Perry

Fug/Fab Face-Off: Katy Perry vs. Rihanna


I’m not entirely sure this is the same dress her bestie Rihanna wore back in January 2011, but it’s definitely close. It’s kin. It’s a cousin. They are siblings separated at birth who walk into a room and are like, “Damn, am I looking at my own face?” They are a Lifetime movie.

It looks less mysteriously frumpy on Katy, for sure, but it’s still not what I’d call attractive. And her decaying purple roots and vixenish plum lips give her a strange aging Goth look. The whole thing suggests she’s about to open a shop on Austin’s Sixth Street full of pervy novelties and a back room of sex toys, because shh, don’t look now, but fleecing drunk college kids is the only way she can stand being up past midnight.

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Fugchella: Finally Over


For those of you wondering what’s up with Penn Badgley’s hair lately, the answer is… itself.

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Fugchella Strikes Again


So, Coachella expanded to two — TWO! — weekends this year, and at first I was like, “Hooray — this is going to be nonstop hilarity,” and then all of a sudden right now I want to slap the hilarity in the face and send it home for a shower.

Why wear the tights? Just LEAVE THEM AT HOME. Or TAKE THEM OFF. Between her and Swiss Cheese Legs behind her, I am very concerned that “disaster movie extra” is the next new style fad. We cannot, as a society, start walking around like Michael Bay just verbally belittled us before blowing up our neighborhood.

Katy took in a show with her good pal Rihanna, and I’m pretty sure these girls are NOT mutually helpful friends.

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Fugs and Frivolity: Coachella Roundup


I’m sure more pictures from yesterday’s third day of Coachella are still rolling in, but here’s what I’ve rounded up from the weekend so far — including Paris and Perry in panties, Emma Roberts pushing it again with patterned pants, Grace Potter… um… putting it out there in a pfringed pcardigan, and… yeah, okay, I can’t alliterate the rest of it. Just come see.

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Kids’ Choice Awards Sports Bra Carpet: Katy Perry and Selena Gomez


Apparently this is Dolce & Gabbana.

And it might have been super cute at the seaside in a bygone era, but today, at an event, it just looks like a dress that had an awkward waxing accident.

I guess it was going around:

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Baby You’re My Fuggerwork


Do we think she’s even having any fun anymore? I just asked one of the beans what he thinks of this and he said, “Playground. OH NO. ALL GONE CHIPS.” So true. I can’t wait until this site turns into Kids Write The Darndest Fugs.

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