Let’s see: CBS tried to ban sideboob and underboob at the Grammys. So the question is, when exactly does overboob become underboob? Is this… what, a five-yard penalty? Or is it the kind of intentional underboob that should get fifteen yards and an automatic first-down for Michelle Williams?
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It is REALLY hard to keep tabs on all the people who were partying in New Orleans this weekend. This is the best assortment I could muster, but if I missed anything egregious, please do post a link in the comments. No Crazy Stones must be left unturned.
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It was entertaining to look at, I guess, but I feel like… with the exception of “Single Ladies,” when you see Beyonce live, are you really there to watch a bunch of dancing? Or do you want to hear her show off that she’s the best singer on the planet? Obviously this means I’m getting old, but for me the repetitive, seen-it-before choreography and occasional live singing over a backing track feels like stuff you do when you need to a) make sure your voice survives a two-hour-plus concert, or b) distract people from the fact that your pipes aren’t that strong. Neither applies here. And especially for all the defensiveness on the subject, I just wish she’d gone with less prancing and instead laid down a major, unforgettable, thorough schooling in How Live Singing Is Done, Fools. Because: YOU ARE BEYONCE, and you CAN.
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I often forget about Kelly Rowland. It’s not personal; I just feel like she’s been spending all her time in London judging X-Factor or whatever, when clearly she should have been over here ages ago dragging pregnant Beyonce all around town for the benefit of our bump-starved and nosy eyes. (Can your eyes be nosy? Or is that physiologically impossible?) At least she swing by some Grammy week events looking smoking hot, and reminding us all that we should be wondering where she ran off to and how to get her back. Maybe now that Beyonce has birthed her child of destiny, she’ll want to reform Destiny’s Child. One never knows.
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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The TV Hosts
Robin Roberts is the best. That is all.
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