Dearest Kimberly. I know being super pregnant tends to become all about comfort…
… but I REALLY, REALLY think, especially given your recent hurt feelings about things, that you should save the onesies for your offspring.
[Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Fugger: Kim Kardashian
Met Ball Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian
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4 photos in galleryApparently Kim had a tough time finding a dress to wear because of how she’s pregnant, which… y’all, her uterine occupancy level is not a secret at this point. If the people creating gowns for her aren’t making proper allowances for the fact that pregnant ladies’ wombs have the audacity to keep growing throughout the entire gestation period, then they are jerks. But also, she switched into this one at the last minute and then her stylist made them add sleeves because of her arms, or something…? And so on the one side, Kim reportedly has Kanye all mad that she was messing with his friend Ricardo Tichi’s piece of art, and on the other, she has a new stylist who supposedly fat-shamed her pregnant ARMS to the point where they wallpapered them. I want to hug her. Yes, you read that right. Somehow, even temporarily, I am on Team Kim Kardashian and I want to take her out for lunch and be like, “All those jerkwads can suck it, MOST ESPECIALLY for not stopping you from wearing that hideous floral carpet in the first place. JUST STAY HOME and crack wise at the live feed like the rest of us. Way more fun.”
[Photos: Getty]
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, WTF, floral, Givenchy, Met Ball, Kim Kardashian
Fugs and Fabs: The E! Upfront
12 photos in gallerySo, they had a red carpet — complete with fans! — at the E! upfronts, and yet Giuliana and Seacrest were walking the carpet rather than working it. I can’t deal with that level of self-reflexiveness.
[Photo: Getty and WENN]
Well Played, and then WTF Kim Kardashian
Well, SOMEONE put SOMEONE’S foot down about what SOMEONE was going to start wearing. (The SOMEONE in question, I suspect, is Kim.)
Fug file: Photos, Well Played, Kim Kardashian
MTV Movie Awards Pointedly Played: Kim Kardashian
The first thing I thought about this photo was, “Man, I wish Kim Kardashian would cut the rest of her hair to match what the front is doing.”
And then I slow-clapped a little at those massive sleeves. It’s like she’s saying, “Okay, bitches, you want to talk about me being big? HERE YOU GO. SLEEVE IT UP, JACKHOLES.”
Dear tabloids: If you can think of no other reason to cease being gross to her during this time, then I found one for you. STOP MAKING ME SIDE WITH HER. It’s uncomfortable.
[Photo: Getty]
Wait a moment. @adamlevine is NOT wearing a t-shirt on #TheVoice. Quick, check to see if Satan is strapping on some ice skates. -H
Met Gala Best and Worst
Christina Ricci eked out a win in this year’s Best Dressed at the Met Gala battle, beating Sarah Jessica Parker by a mere 100 points;
Clap clap clap to her for having the foresight to pull out the Vivienne Westwood, and better luck next year to SJP. Better luck also to the woman who took home Worst Dressed in a LANDSLIDE:
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