Fugger: Kirsten Dunst

Cannes: The Lightbox Purge


Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn’t end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it’s time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for the Oscars for reasons of ridiculousness (edit: Valentino says it’s not the same, but what’s funny is that it looks more like Seyfried’s dress to me than the actual rejected one). You can bleach your hair, Anne, but you can’t bleach your regrets (edit: I still stand by this).

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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Kirsten Dunst


Kiki Dunst went topless to the Met Gala on Monday:

Just kidding (we would have led off with her if that were the case — who do you think we are?). Just a halter top!

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Fugs and Fabs: GLAAD Media Awards


It’s practically camouflage. It’s quilted for absorbency. It’s awkward and weird. Doing the math, I have no choice but to conclude that Is Drew Barrymore wearing a modified Hunting Slanket.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One


Dear Coachella,

Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.

Love,

People Who Love The Crazy

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Well Played, Kirsten Dunst


Kirsten Dunst, I appreciate you for leaving the house in this time of Celebrities Holing Up on Their Yachts Post-Oscars. Won’t ONE OF YOU leave the house? Think of the bloggers!

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Fugs and Fabs: Elizabeth Taylor Bulgari Event


If you’re going to an Elizabeth Taylor event at Bulgari, wouldn’t you wear your fanciest caftan and most tremendous bejeweled turban? I would. And of course I would bring my talented, alcoholic sometimes-husband, so I would have someone at whom to throw my drink at the end of the night. There were no turbans at this event, but here’s hoping someone got a drink tossed face-wards.

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