13 photos in galleryWe have Kids’ Choice, Teen’s Choice, Critics’ Choice… I feel like we need a Cranky Old Adults’ Choice just to make sure we get maximum specificity.
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Fugger: Kristen Wiig
Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Keyholes
It just occurred to me that “keyholes” is totally the name of a filthy dance song that nobody has written yet. Please God don’t let it be Justin Bieber.
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Fug file: Awards & Galas, Photos, Golden Globes, Kristen Wiig, Jena Malone, Giada deLaurentiis
Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig
Hallelujah. Somebody got run over by the color wheel.
I’m less decided on the Dijonnaise flats* (which I just realized sounds like either a band, or a really pretentious vacation destination — “Oh, we’re going to our cabin in the Dijonnaise Flats”), but I think the impact hue is fabulous on her. Can we sidebar a moment about centered slits, though?This is the second one present at this party. Is that going to happen again? Because I remember a certain denim skirt I bought about ten years ago and every time I sat down in it, that sucker opened up like flaps on a tent. It lasted about a month in my closet before I gave myself a stern talking-to and then filed for divorce.
*Also, I totally know those aren’t flats. What is wrong with me? Clearly a wire crossed and then maybe started a small electrical brain fire. Maybe I was too busy checking real-estate prices on The Dijonnaise Flats to pay attention to myself.
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Fug file: Fugs, green, Kristen Wiig
Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Kristen Wiig
Oh my god.
WEAR A COLOR TO AN AWARDS SHOW FOR ONCE IN YOUR FREAKING LIFE MY GOD YOU DON’T LOOK THAT GOOD IN NEUTRALS I DON’T KNOW WHO’S TELLING YOU THAT YOU DO BUT THEY ARE F’ING WITH YOU AND SHOULD BE FIRED AND IF ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE SOME POOR STYLIST BEGGING YOU TO PUT ON A COLOR FOR ONCE, WHOM YOU CONTINUALLY IGNORE, PLEASE DO THAT PERSON A FAVOR AND LISTEN.
Sorry. I had to get capsy. Does it make you feel better if I note that your darker hair is flattering? See you at the Globes. YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND SOMETHING NEW.
Fug file: Awards & Galas, Kristen Wiig
Wait a moment. @adamlevine is NOT wearing a t-shirt on #TheVoice. Quick, check to see if Satan is strapping on some ice skates. -H
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So, you know how we’re always saying, “Nice slinky dress, Kristen, but would it KILL YOU to wear a COLOR?”
I think she may be flipping us off here.
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