Fugger: Lady Gaga

New Fug’s Eve


Screw flying cars or hoverboards: When it was 1982, or 1992, or even maybe 2002, I’m sure we all assumed that in the grand and distant year of 2012, the mayor of New York would be kissing a lady whose bejeweled cranial satellite probably gets nice NFL Sunday Ticket reception. Welcome to the future.

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Little Fugsters


Believe it or not, this is also what I like to wear for all MY holiday travel. The hair buns double as a  travel pillow!

[Photo: Splash]

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Well Played Cover, Lady Gaga


I am totally prepared for you guys to think I’m crazy — I might think I’m crazy, given that I am loudly and often OVER Lady Gaga. But I think this cover is divine. It’s retro, glamorous, eye-catching, and over the top, and we can SEE HER FACE. She looks like a person, rather than, say, a speculum or a lemon meringue pie or a futuristic sombrero or a gyro or a crockpot or whatever the hell else she decides to dress like half the time.  And it looks like the magazine you’d be reading in those day dreams where you’re having a summer weekend at an English country-house, one that you spend flirting with some dreamy second son of Lord Someone Or Other whilst wearing a fabulous hat and drinking a martini out by a fabulously tiled pool. In the 1930s. But without the depression. So, you know, on the BBC. In other words: SOLD.

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Fugly Gaga


These two outfits really could not be more different, other than the umbilical cord of lunacy that yokes them.

 

This is perfect for the demure crackpot in your life, who loves Scarlett O’Hara and yearns for the day when it will be socially appropriate to host a Civil War Ouija Board party.

Don’t worry, she’s not covered for long

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The Fug Monster


On the other hand, if it rains, she’s COVERED.

No pun intended.

[Photo: Splash]

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Who Fugged It Better? Anna Faris v. Lady Gaga


You know Anna Faris has to be weirded out by the fact that she’s one week away from being featured in the front of Us Weekly as they wonder WHO WORE IT BETTER between her and…Gaga. Usually that only happens when you go out wearing your meat dress. AND YET.

BEHOLD ANNA:

And now, the GAGS:

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