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Fugs and Fabs: The Other Elle Party Guests

Oct 22, 2013 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
Melonie Diaz
Jessica PareErika ChristensenEva Amurri MartinoChord Overstreet
14 photos in gallery

Somehow Emmy Rossum’s makeup artist turned her into Leighton Meester. It’s face alchemy.

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Emmy Awards Well Played: Laura Dern

Sep 24, 2013 By Heather AT 3:00 pm

I’m proud of myself, because I ALMOST got this right: When Monique Lhuillier sent this very similar gown down the runway, Laura Dern was one of my picks for it. Instead, she wore this gorgeous Naeem Khan, of which I said basically that once it was lined there would be happiness in the land.

I think THAT part, I nailed. As did she. This is sexy and gorgeous and dignified and romantic, and I think it found a very welcoming home. And if she’s mean to it, I would like to offer it shelter. I would bravely, generously, turn my closet into a halfway house for discarded red-carpet fashion. I am the real hero.

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Cannes: The Lightbox Purge

May 24, 2013 By Heather AT 10:00 am
Nicole Kidman in Valentino
Kristin Scott-ThomasNaomi Watts in Dolce & GabbanaKirsten DunstSharon Stone
21 photos in gallery

Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn’t end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it’s time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for the Oscars for reasons of ridiculousness (edit: Valentino says it’s not the same, but what’s funny is that it looks more like Seyfried’s dress to me than the actual rejected one). You can bleach your hair, Anne, but you can’t bleach your regrets (edit: I still stand by this).

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Independent Spirit Awards Fugs and Fabs

Feb 28, 2013 By Jessica AT 9:00 am
Laura Dern
Ni NiMelanie LynskeyMae WhitmanDree Hemingway
18 photos in gallery

AKA Everyone We Missed When The Oscars Ran Us Over Like a Runaway Train.

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Oscars Fug and Fabs: Basic Black

Feb 27, 2013 By Jessica AT 1:30 pm
Britney Spears
Chad Michael MurrayAnna PaquinRose McGowanAmber Heard
17 photos in gallery

Wow, a LOT of people wore black to these parties.  Some of their efforts were more successful than others.

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Golden Globes Well Played: Laura Dern

Jan 17, 2012 By Heather AT 4:00 pm

Back at last year’s Globes, I unpopularly liked Angelina Jolie’s green sparkly dress; in hindsight I wonder if THIS is the dress I badly wanted that one to be:

Still classy, but with a pinch of cleavage. Laura Dern looks radiant. Also, Classy With A Pinch of Cleavage would make a killer autobiography title, if she’s hunting for one. Although maybe it’d be better suited to J.Lo. HAHAHA. Oh, man, it is too early in the week for me to be this punchy. Besides, obviously I meant to say Gaga.

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