When I first saw this, I was like, “HELLO, it’s illusion netting! Strap on your blades and don’t pull your tights over them, Fug Nation, because it’s time for some salchow jokes.” And then something unusual happened: I didn’t hate it. And then something ELSE happened: I kind of hated it again. It was a roller-coaster. It’s an emotional Space Mountain up in here. Come with me and see for yourselves.
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Okay, folks, strap in, ’cause Bob Miley’s in the house, and she appears to have violated the purity of a thousand violin bows in order to bring this hairpiece to you. But that only covers what’s stapled to the back of her head, and there is — as always — so much more to discuss.
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It bums me out when Miley shows up places like the VMAs dressed like she’s the 75 year old grande dame of the evening, and she’s attending the opening of the Met, and not the VIDEO FREAKING MUSIC FREAKING AWARDS. GIRL. If EVER there were a time to take us to Leg City, it’s at the VMAs! The VMAs are all about being the Hot Young Thing, not wearing something that makes you look like you just climbed out of a moldering grave.
Speaking of graves, there’s GOT to be a way to bring this dress back from the dead. I feel like even a change in color might help, right? Maybe. Maybe lose the sleeves? I dunno — you’re the experts, so head into the comments and let us know how you’d revive this look. And to make it extra entertaining, please tell us in haiku. (5/7/5 syllables. Y’all know the drill.) We’ll pick our favorite, and the winner will get a $100 iTunes gift certificate. The last few times we’ve run this kind of contest, the entries have been awesome, and who doesn’t love free music? We can’t wait to see what you come up with. Good luck! The contest ends on Tuesday night, at 10pm Pacific.
This particular Unfug It Up is sponsored by MTV’s new comedy/horror show, Death Valley, which we’ve read described as sort of True Blood meets Reno 911. It’s about Los Angeles after a post-zombie/werewolf/zombie apocalypse and the police task force in charge of fighting the undead — including a dude amusingly named John “John-John” Johnson, and the girl who played Ben Linus’s daughter on Lost. It premieres tonight at 10:30 p.m. Eastern/9:30 p.m. Central, and it’s apparently gory enough to require a viewer-discretion warning, which is a good sign for a horror show. Curious? You can view the trailer here. Maybe it will inspire you with a way to help ol’ Miley here resurrect this thing.
Because this is a contest, there are some rules/disclaimers set by the Powers That Be, and they are: This contest is for valid U.S. Citizens only. Only one entry per person. The winner may not request a prize substitution. Thank you, and have fun!
Apparently, Miley Cyrus is performing in Australia right now. We’re sorry, Australia. We didn’t mean to do this to you.
@catherinegelera I hate you for that - J
A book, huh? Is it just stuff you already put on the Web site?
Nope, we wrote the whole thing fresh, just for you.
Awesome. In that case, I want to read it!
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Let’s lead with the good news: Miley got a haircut/got her extensions of doom taken out, and she looks great.
Right? It’s so healthy and sassy like that. And it makes sense: She’s about to hit up a lot of Hunger Games premieres alongside Liam “Last Song” Hemsworth, so she might as well try and get in the conversation, you know? Even if that conversation turns out to be, “Man, they could’ve just CGI’d him into this sucker from that Miley Cyrus movie and it would’ve been the same.” Although he really IS cute, so I am actually hoping he blows it out of the water as Gale. No, wait… get ready for it… I hope he is a Gale force. SNAP.
But the thing is, there’s a reason I cut this photo off at the head, and it’ s because what’s on the jump will make you do that half-inhale, half-squeal where you grab your face and then look around to see if any of your coworkers saw you going all Edvard Munch:
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