It makes me feel surprisingly better to note that Nicole Scherzinger can’t find a cape that doesn’t make her look like she’s wearing a tablecloth EITHER. Stars ARE just like us.
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Fugger: Nicole Scherzinger
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3 photos in gallerySometimes a facial expression is worth a thousand words. This one matches mine. And in this case, the thousand words it is expressing are all made up of strings of consonants and squiggles and some %% and the occasional @#** and I’m seriously considering whether this outfit has possessed me with a fashion devil because I’m suddenly speaking — or, thinking — in tongues.
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Nicole Fugzinger
Here is one of the reasons I don’t get this whole aesthetic: If you want to wear an LBD so badly, just WEAR ONE.
This is like hanging sheer drapes over the window and then being all, “Okay, the windows are covered; let’s make like R. Kelly and have sex in the kitchen, over by the stove. Yeah.” It’s a technicality, and not even really an attractive or stylish one. Just a very depressed doily, which will be all the sadder about its life once it succumbs to the R. Kelly earworm I just planted. Call us even.
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Fuglycat Dolls
Oh my god, you guys. This might be my favorite terrible outfit in at least…I don’t know. A month? At least! LOOK AT NICOLE SCHERZINGER:
I mean…can we just talk about this? ONE LEGGED ACID WASHED SWEATPANTS. Over LACE TIGHTS. With…BEDAZZLED SOCKS. This is like a Mad Lib come to life.
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Guess fug?
This one, I AM going to make you guess.
Let’s look at the evidence: Clearly the lady does not have an allergy to melodrama, and she also suffers from Winter Torso Syndrome, wherein her body must be cloaked in fur and yet her arms are completely at ease in the terrifying summer elements. Seriously, the last time this was practical, Wilma Flintstone was making dinosaur steaks for dinner — and yet, I feel like this outfit — NAY, this very pose — would be in a montage in Pretty Woman if they remade that today.
So, what fugger do you think this is? We will edit the post later to include the answer, but for now, watch, enjoy, and grab your wallets for the inevitable telethon for her terrible disease, which will be called At Our WTS End.
** SIGH, since I never click on the photos, I had no idea that you can do that and it tells you who it is. So, surprised busted. It is Nicole Scherzinger, walking around like she is J.Lo. Although I liked the Rosario Dawson guess, but fortunately (for her), Rosario Dawson does not seem this insane.
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Wait a moment. @adamlevine is NOT wearing a t-shirt on #TheVoice. Quick, check to see if Satan is strapping on some ice skates. -H
Fugs and Fabs: the TopMan TopShop TopOpening
We’re ALL excited that we have a TopShop in Los Angeles now. Even the people who came out to celebrate it looking INSANE.
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