Paz de la Huerta may be approaching Lohan territory for me. In that, SOMETHING has to be going on with her, and that something might make it impossible for me to laugh WITH her anymore.
I mean, unless she really IS a Wiccan flower child who dropped an outhouse on the Wicked Witch of the East’s hipster cousin. In which case I hope she is writing a book.
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I don’t know about the devil’s double…
… but I do think those are the devil’s pants. Hey, even Satan needs to do jazzercise now and then.
You know, our girl Paz here is kind of like Bai Ling to me.
In the sense that if even SHE can’t work up a wackadoo head of steam over something, then I have NO hope of staying awake. The dress kind of looks like shiny tweed, and really doesn’t fit, but she could maybe sell it — were it not for her lipless makeup and listless face. Where is the Paz of yore, who would be mugging so hard you could use her to serve hot cocoa? Sure, Paz often looks kind of cranky, but it’s in a dramatic and campy way, not a meek one. Oh, Paz. Please go find your essence. Have you checked your purse? That’s always where things are when I lose them.
PAZ DE LA HUERTA: Benicio, I hear you’re impregnating people. And by “people,” I mean, “Kimberly Stewart, in a development even People magazine called ‘random.” When PEOPLE thinks you are random, you have been TRULY AND COMPLETELY RANDOM.
BENICIO DEL TORO: Paz, I hear you’re getting sued/facing criminal charge brought by bit players on The City. Whom you — SPEAKING OF RANDOM — tried to beat up. In the presence of Lindsay Lohan.
PAZ: You know what this means, right?
BENICIO: We blow this joint and take our party on the road?
PAZ: BINGO. You’re sexy, I’m violent, and we both look good. REALITY SHOW.
BENICIO: On one condition. Don’t ever leave your red lipstick at home again.
PAZ: Deal.
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Emmy Awards Paz Carpet: Paz de la Huerta
Well, let’s just get this over with: This happened.
Imagine what that dress might have been, had Paz not just thrown it on after winning The Hunger Games.
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