I feel like I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Megan Fox all summer, which is a weird and unusual feeling given that we all know there’s another (sure-to-be-horrible) Transformers coming out. Do you think she’s sitting on a deck somewhere in Hawaii, flipping through Us Weekly and snarking on the ensembles of her replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, while David Silver makes margaritas and hums (You Are So) Precious (To Me) under his breath? Let’s perch on her shoulder and see what she might have to say:
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@catherinegelera I hate you for that - J

Well Played, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
And somewhere, Megan Fox realized that she’d become replaceable in the “Super Hot Girl Starring in Giant Summer Blockbuster in Which Things Blow Up” category.
And, probably, promptly decided she didn’t really care.
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