I really wish Sandra Bullock had been in Silver Linings Playbook.
That way, I could write something hideously hacky like, “Is this dress stunning as-is, or could the lower half use a silver lining in its playbook?” As it is, I’m stuck ruminating about whether the gown is pure practical magic and a force of nature, or they snuck the transparent bit past her blind side, with speed, while she was sleeping. At the lake house.
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At first I was like, “Wait, is that Lauren Graham?”
Not that it matters; I just thought I’d share. Sandy here got some kind of career award at the PCAs, and nothing about this ensemble suggests to me that she was particularly enamored of this idea. It’s kind of… fine? But also feels picked off a rack at the last second, lazily hemmed partway with a pin (seriously, WHAT is happening around her right knee?), and donned with a shrug and the thought, “Whatever. It’s TV no one watches.”
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Here are two things I’ve learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown’s costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I’d best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear of angering Fug Nation when I get it wrong. Some folks are REALLY disgusted that I happen not to have seen Moonlight Kingdom. It’s like I personally knifed them, just because I can’t watch or get to the movies as much as I’d like. Please forgive, Fug Nation. I hate it when we fight. At LEAST wait until I can acquire and don some leggings as pants, so that your disappointment can be complete.
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Is it possible to fug and fab the same dress at the same time? Because while the back of this dress totally worked for me, the front is a very glittery monster movie. About dancing. Call it Stomp The Graveyard.
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Hey there, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, I’m totally not going to see you — I can’t deal with 9/11 movies, because it’s too upsetting for me, even now. I read a book last year, in fact, that was advertised as a “sparkling comedy of manners!” that had a twist ending, of which I was unaware, and it wasn’t until I was like 100 pages in that I realized that I had no idea what year this book was set in, and it was like 200 pages in that I realized everything was happening in Manhattan during the summer of 2001 and I was really, really, really irritated that I had somehow bought a book that ended WITH SEPTEMBER 11TH when I was TOLD I was buying a book that was A SPARKLING COMEDY OF MANNERS. SPARKLING COMEDIES DON’T END IN TERRORISM AND DEATH. IT’S A RULE. Ahem. Anyway. I don’t want to see this movie, but I am grateful that it has been released at the point in the year when no one is leaving the house, because it means we get to talk about Sandy:
She is pretty, her hair is pretty, and I think she’s almost pulling this off, even though it is a SATIN PANTSUIT. Yes, I think the legs are a wee bit too long — like, an eighth of an inch — and SATIN PANTSUIT screams “That Year You Were Obsessed With Tom Ford For Gucci” to me, which makes me feel old, but… I don’t know. Girlfriend is kind of working it. Right?
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All hail the return of Rapid Beaver, my favorite typo ever: http://t.co/SnOs6P0a4g
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Unfug the What?: Sandra Bullock
I’m not sure if this is a jumpsuit, or pants and a vest-y thing, or what. But decoding it is making me all wrinkly.
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