I’ve tried to arrange this slideshow roughly in order of Refried Hot Mess to Thank You, Jebus, At Least Somebody Woke Up Sensible Today.
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I’ve tried to arrange this slideshow roughly in order of Refried Hot Mess to Thank You, Jebus, At Least Somebody Woke Up Sensible Today.
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You guys, I think Katy Perry MIGHT be trying to tell us something. Whatever could it be?
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Listen. We may say a lot of things about Zoe Hart’s habit of practicing medicine in formal shorts, or about our theory that Lemon Breeland walked through a warp hole in 1940 and decided to stay in rural Alabama because of all the amazing advances the world had made in technology and feminine-hygiene products. But we are as happy as anyone that Hart of Dixie is renewed, because seriously, if any of the aforementioned fashion issues disappeared from our screens AND we were denied Hot Neighbor Wade and Jason Street and Mayor Lavon Hayes and a parade of attractive male guest stars? NOT OKAY. Plus, Jaime King has been turning out the wacky wear now that she’s promoting a network show, and I would be bereft without all those associated feelings of bafflement. So BRING IT, LADIES. Our arms are open with the tough-love hugs.
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I admit, my first instinct here is to say no.
But I understand that colorful pants are Having a Moment, and so even though the croppedness of the leather shirt might not be quite right and I am not convinced about the shoes, I figure I will show Shenae some mercy here and put her up to a vote. I mean, her hair looks great. She looks healthy. It’s the cropped leg garden I’m really least sure of — am I just being stodgy and unyielding to what the kids are doing, or should these have stayed in 1991 where they really didn’t entirely belong the first time either?
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Dear Shenae Grimes:
You’re wearing a bra top with Hammer harem pants (Ham-em Pants? That sounds like something they’d wear in The Hunger Games). I love you. Never change. I mean, maybe change THIS. In fact, do. As soon as possible, in fact. But, you know, your, like, ESSENTIAL self? Never change that.
Love,
Jessica
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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: The Black Lace Brigade
This is actually not just lace, but also transparencies; sadly that wasn’t as kicky-sounding. Also: The Widow Longoria is BACK. And she’s PROWLING.
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