Fugger: Solange

Cannes: The Lightbox Purge


Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn’t end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it’s time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for the Oscars for reasons of ridiculousness (edit: Valentino says it’s not the same, but what’s funny is that it looks more like Seyfried’s dress to me than the actual rejected one). You can bleach your hair, Anne, but you can’t bleach your regrets (edit: I still stand by this).

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Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony


Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.

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Met Ball Fug Carpet: Beyonce/Well Played, Solange


Speaking of people who are self-sabotaging their amazing bodies… Let me just say that while BeyoncĂ© is busting her ass to convince the world that it’s her oyster, Solange keeps casually popping up as the pearl.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of Coachella, Weekend One


Dear Coachella,

Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.

Love,

People Who Love The Crazy

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Well Played, Solange


Solange and I have nothing in common except we both love our sisters and we have a fondness for crazy pants:

I desperately wish I could tell you I’m wearing this right now. Let’s just pretend I am. Yes. These are not jeans, they are skinny sky blue cigarette pants! And this is not a striped tee shirt under a cardigan (that I just noticed has a hole in the cuff), it is a super crisp white shirt under a little blazer!

Well. We ARE both wearing sandals. It’s a start.

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Fuglange


I understand that The Armory Party at which Solange is performing is an art benefit.

But I don’t think art is the same thing as “OMG, BLUE IVY, YOU DREW ALL OVER AUNTIE SOLANGE’S SKIRT.” Maybe they can call it The Chosen One’s first artistic explosion and auction it for charity.

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