Fugger: Solange

Met Ball Well Played: Solange

May 9, 2012 By Jessica AT 7:30 am
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Do you think Solange snickered to herself when she saw how over-the-top Beyonce looked?

And then silently thought, “less is more, sis. LESS IS SO MUCH MORE.” Because hello, gorgeous. This is, like, perfect. Color: perfect. Fit: perfect. Clutch: perfect. Bracelet: perfect. Hair: perfect. Make-up: perfect. I know she’s not MY little sis, but I still feel proud.

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Fugshanti and Fuglange

Apr 27, 2012 By Heather AT 10:00 am
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SOLANGE: Hey, Ash.

ASHANTI: Hey Sol. How’s the Zeyonce family?

SOLANGE: Last I heard, B is the most beautiful human in the world, J is the lord of the geniuses, their baby cries rainbows, and the three of them together are going to save humanity from either itself or from Will Smith’s family. How is your mastery of the dark arts?

ASHANTI: I could tell you, but then I’d have to pox you.

SOLANGE: You ARE kind of dressed as the devil to my angel.

ASHANTI: And your name anagrams to, “So, angel.”

SOLANGE: And yours anagrams to “I, Satan! H.”

ASHANTI: Not bad.

SOLANGE: My outfit, or my anagramming?

ASHANTI: …. Yeah, never mind, both were actually sort of bad. And coming from me, that is SERIOUS.

SOLANGE: Guess I’ll be seeing you in Fug Madness.

ASHANTI: I would guess so.

[Photos: Getty]

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Fuglange

Apr 17, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm

Somewhere along our long and crooked journey together, I fell in love with Solange Knowles.

Much like her pants, I don’t understand it, I can’t explain it, I don’t even know what the words are nor how to put them in the correct order, but… it’s there, and it’s real, and it needs tailoring.

[Photo: Splash]

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Well Played, Solange

Jan 26, 2012 By Jessica AT 11:00 am

Hey Solange,

Remember when you used to show up places in cracked out jumpsuits? And now you’re popping up at events in adorable dresses and looking seriously great with seemingly no makeup. And, sure, for YOU this whole Looking Freaking Great thing is fantastic. BUT WHAT ABOUT ME, SOLANGE? DON’T YOU EVER THINK OF ME?

Longing for Jumpsuits,

Jessica

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Unfug It Up: Solange Knowles

Oct 27, 2011 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

I am really, really, really close to handing Solange here a Well Played and a smile.

But the thing is, I like the idea of this more than the execution. That blouse is nice enough and the color of the skirt is pretty, but I’m not sure the hues play nicely together so much as one of them is having a tantrum because the other one won’t share nicely.  Also, a high-waisted skirt can work in theory, but that’s really more of a low-sternumed strapless dress, to the point where it’s basically a breast shelf. But the shoes are an interesting pairing, so… let’s give Solange a hand here and nip and tuck her to the awesomeness I now know she’s capable of, because for a while there… remember her first Fug Madness run? She was a fug fondue. At least we’ve moved past that.

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Fug and Fab: Beyonce

Sep 14, 2011 By Heather AT 11:00 am
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“Why, yes. Yes I am carrying the Savior of Music in my swollen womb. You can send thank-you notes to my manager. And in the meantime, I am going to make this the most fabulous damn pregnancy you have ever seen. WATCH OUT, Jennifer Lopez. You’re being served.”

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