The pros: she’s alive; she’s not Lindsay Lohan; she isn’t wearing tights that look like they got in a fight with a murder of crows.
The cons: terrible shoes, dead eyes, an overall mien of surliness.
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Fugger: Taylor Momsen
Fug Madness 2011: The Final Game
21 photos in gallery
(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON
AT LAST THERE ARE TWO. Two blondes. Two child actors turned teen-drama centerpieces. Two girls whose Get-A-Grip friends seem to have gone on permanent hiatus. Two women who have trampled over the likes of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, and the combined power of both the Olsen twins and Will Smith’s entire family to make it here to the big dance, the whole sandwich, the one for all the marbles. Are you ready, Fug Nation, to cast your vote and choose which of these two Princesses of WTFery and frequent Oh Honey No recipients most deserves the crown of Fug Madness Champion? Choose wisely — check out Taylor’s and Mischa’s archives if you need to — and remember, only their efforts from the past year (essentially, from Oscars 2010 to Oscars 2011) are eligible. Think long, think hard, study the examples in the slideshow and carefully CAST YOUR VOTE:
Whose fug reigns supreme?
- Taylor Momsen (58%, 7,882 Votes)
- Mischa Barton (42%, 5,717 Votes)
Total Voters: 13,569
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For a while, when they were coming up, I would confuse Bridge to Terabithia‘s AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen. They look very, very similar to me. And so my theory on Josh Schwartz’s new Carrie Diaries pilot, in which Robb takes on the Carrie Bradshaw role, is that perhaps the part would’ve been Taylor Momsen’s to lose if she hadn’t, you know, gone all Taylor Momsen on us.
Although let’s be frank: This is actually better than everything she wore during her Fug Madness 2011 run.
Oh, Rapunzel. Go back to your tower. Am I the only one who’d LOVE to see her with a choppy bob, or maybe a pixie?
But hey, the rest of her is not pervy or naked, at least, and somebody finally suggested to her that if she’s hell-bent (pun intended, thanks to her shirt) on using coal like it’s kohl, a lighter lip will suffice. However, we need to talk about the latest thing I’m afraid of with her. Specifically, that she will — like so many young, pretty, and heavily made-up starlets before her, start dating this fellow event attendee:
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