Oh, Tyra. We know you were/are in business school.
You don’t need to work so hard to prove it. Actually, you’re kind of hurting the cause a little, because I’m pretty sure there isn’t actually a class called “The Economics of Being Brenda Walsh.”
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Let me just say right now that if something bad were ever to happen to the CW, Heather and I would be bereft. I only watch, like, EVERYTHING on there. ABC Family, as Heather pointed out to me last night whilst we discussed this, can only do so much. If nothing else, there are so many hot young things currently employed by the CW that I can’t help but hope that it, to borrow a phrase, has to be too big to fail. LET’S NOT EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS HYPOTHETICAL POSSIBILITY. Instead, let’s look at outfits:
I’m not sure Tyra Banks can ever top the season of Top Model in which she wore a different heinous jumpsuit every week. That was a remarkable achievement in fuggery, for which she might have earned herself a mighty Fug Madness seed. It remains to be seen. But that doesn’t mean ANTM won’t offer its share of fashion crimes; before fresh material comes via tonight’s new episode, I thought I’d catch you up on what Tyra’s worn so far — and what Andre Leon Talley apparently plans to wear every WEEK. Bless.
@sarahonadiet DAMN IT THERE ARE PROCEDURES!!! - J
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I know at least one of you watched this happen on GMA this morning:
And can therefore explain to me why TyTy Baby is dressed like the cast of Newsies mashed up with Xanadu. All I know is, if this is her schtick for the next cycle of ANTM, I am EVEN MORE IN than usual.
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