OH VANESSA.
Britney Spears is NOT A GOOD SARTORIAL ROLE MODEL.
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It’s a very basic question:
Is this adorably spangly and totally appropriate for Vegas, OR is it one step removed from a low-level figure-skating exhibition?
Dear Coachella,
Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us.
Love,
People Who Love The Crazy
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In an e-mail to Jessica about this post I referred to Vanessa as Les Hudgerables, and that might stick. We’ll soon see. Anyway, now that we know she’s OFFICIALLY not going to retain her title, let’s say goodbye to the Fug Madness champ, and eagerly await the crazy rags she’s going to wear at Coachella next month.
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As we hover on the cusp of the Fug Madness — BRACKETS ARE ANNOUNCED TODAY! Get ready for shit to get real, as they say — it feels so very right to say goodbye to our reigning champion WHILE SHE IS DRESSED LIKE A BIRD. Bless you, Vanessa Hudgens. You were a wonderful Fug Madness champion, perhaps my favorite. I’ll never forget your lace pants, or the way you beat Lindsay Lohan by fewer than 1oo votes in a match-up that at one point was LITERALLY TIED and which had countless lead changes, requiring our brave and brilliant in-house editor to cut AN ENTIRELY NEW ONE FUGGING MOMENT MONTAGE at the 11th hour (both of which are linked to in the latter there). It was thrilling. Don’t EVER think your vote doesn’t count, Fug Nation, and join me as Vanessa starts her final lap as your champion.
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Fugnessa Hudgfugs
Y’all, don’t nap on the Hudge.
SOMEBODY’S feelings may have been hurt about going out of Fug Madness so early. I’m just concerned she might be thirty seconds away from dropping poultry parts into a cauldron and seasoning it with the blood of Justin Bieber.
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