Fugger: Various Kardashians

High Fugshion: Marchesa Spring/Summer 2013, With Special Guests Kimye Kandashian

Sep 13, 2012 By Heather AT 9:00 am
TYRA AND KIM AND KANYE AND STACY KEIBLER
MARCHESA - SPRING/SUMMER 2013MARCHESA - SPRING/SUMMER 2013MARCHESA - SPRING/SUMMER 2013MARCHESA - SPRING/SUMMER 2013
28 photos in gallery

“SHH EVERYBODY BE QUIET. WE’RE AT A MARCHESA SHOW. WHY-AT? I CAN’T TELL YOU THAT, BUT I WON’T LIE-AT: IF WE FIND A WEDDING DRESS HERE Y’ALL WILL RIOT, AND HOT DAMN WHY DON’T MORE WORDS RHYME WITH QUIET? I AM GOING TO ASK TYRA TO MAKE ONE UP.”

[PHOTOS: GETTY, PACIFIC COAST NEWS]

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Fugging Up with the Kardashifugs

Aug 27, 2012 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

First off, you guys know that I have a fondness for Khloe that can not be denied. She is the only Kardashian with whom I would want to be stuck in an elevator (except Kanye, for obvious  — ahem, sorry, OBVIOUS REASONS AKA IT WOULD BE A GOOD STORY). It makes me crazy whenever I read stories about how she feels like “the ugly Kardashian,” both because that must suck for her but also because I think Khloe is totally pretty AND I like her hair parted on the side like this:

But OMG, I seriously just wasted thirty minutes trying to parse her pants. You should never look at a girl’s legs and wonder if she’s wearing cut-offs layered over leggings layered over another pair of pants. I don’t even know how to diagram that sentence, much less put it on my body.

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Aug 17, 2012 By Heather AT 12:00 pm

“YEAH THAT’S RIGHT HAWAII.

“MY GIRL AND I ARE GETTING FRO-YO, AND WE’RE GETTING IT TO GO, YO, ‘CAUSE WE’RE IN HAWAII AND IT’S A HUNDRED DEGREES ABOVE TWENTY BELOW, JOE. WHICH ACTUALLY MEANS I AM CONFUSED ABOUT WHY MY LADY IS WEARING SO MUCH LEATHER. WHY ARE HER SHOES WEARING SOCKS? THEY’RE LIKE A MEAN MAN-MADE POX, A TUBULAR SWEAT-BOX, SO UNLESS SHE’S WILY LIKE A FOX AND GOT HERSELF SOME LEG BOTOX, THEN I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE WALKS WITHOUT HER PORES LEAKING SALT-ROCKS. EXCEPT WAIT. I’M IN LEATHER PANTS, TOO. SO MAYBE SUMMER LEG SAUNAS ARE THE NEW CHERUB RUG. I’M GOING TO SWEAT AWAY TEN POUNDS JUST FROM MAKIN’ MY USUAL ROUNDS AND THEN MY CALVES WILL BE SINEWY MOUNDS AND ONE DAY I’LL RELEASE THE HOUNDS AND YOU’LL BE ALL, ‘THE SEXY? IT IS FOUND,’ AND THEN YOU’LL HEAR THE SOUND OF KRIS HUMPHRIES DOING FIFTY EXTRA PRESSES AT THE GYM WHILE HE CRIES. YES. LET IT BEGIN.”

[PHOTO: FAME/FLYNET]

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Fugs and Fabs: The InStyle Summer Soiree

Aug 10, 2012 By Heather AT 8:00 am
Malin Akerman
Kate WalshJaime KingAshley RickardsMarisol Nichols
21 photos in gallery

Based on the weather here, it should have been called the InStyle Surface of the Sun Soiree. Still, people managed to look fresh and unsticky, which is always an achievement. But were the efforts of their anti-perspirant sprays in service of good or evil? Observe.

[Photos: Getty]

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Jul 16, 2012 By Heather AT 1:00 pm
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LADY 'YELADY 'YELADY 'YE
4 photos in gallery

“WHAT IS UP, DUDE. CAN I GET A BRO HUG? ‘CAUSE I GOT THE LOVE BUG. MY LADY’S KIM’S MILKSHAKE IS BEING SERVED BY THE JUG AND I TELL YOU WHAT IT’S GONNA GET CHUGGED ‘CAUSE I CAN DOWN IT IN TWO GLUGS. OKAY MAYBE THREE. IT IS A LOT OF MILKSHAKE.”

[PHOTOS: FAME/FLYNET]

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Actresses at amfAR

May 25, 2012 By Heather AT 11:00 am
Kirsten Dunst
Elodie BouchezPacey and the KrugJessie JJessie J
16 photos in gallery

Cannes is long. Doesn’t it feel like it’s been going on forever? And some of these people — Diane Kruger, especially — have been there the whole time. I imagine them arriving all coolly fabulous, swanning into a room at the Majestic Barriere, or wherever, with a swingy travel coat and giant dark shades they rip off as uniformed bellmen scramble to unload all their posh trunks into an appropriate corner of the suite. That may be because I always imagine everyone is posher and more coordinated than I am, as my entrance would look a lot more like Janet The Soap Queen from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, where she essentially trips into the hotel. Anyway. Let’s look at the latest stuff they unpacked.

[Photos: Getty, WENN]

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