This isn’t a dress, to me, so much as an infomercial.
It’s part Snuggie, part sweatshirt, part poncho: the Snugshirtcho. Call now and get free instructions for how to turn it into a tent that houses three, and they’ll throw in a ripcord so you can deploy it as a reserve chute — you know, on those days when you’re up in a tiny plane hanging out watching movies and eating popcorn, before you realize you’re due at a party in half an hour. If I had a nickel…
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