Well, she’s lovely, so I’m very glad Kaley Cuoco won herself this lovely doorstop.
But I’m terribly sad for her that she did it in a dress that is betraying her torso in such a grievous, flagrant manner. It is the Brutus to her Caesar. Beware the Ides of June, Kaley, for no later than that day, your bodice will mangle your mammaries until one of them looks like the anti-Derek Zoolander: ONLY able to turn left.
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