For some reason, I never managed to accept the fact that Lacey Schwimmer here is a real person. I always get her confused in my head with Lacey Chabert, and then, I guess, decide that Lacey Chabert and David Schwimmer had a secret wedding (after, I suppose, his secret divorce from his current wife).
That’d be juicy gossip — total escandalo! And if I were Lacey Chabert, at the very least, I’d disavow this outfit, and figure out some way to pin the blame for it on the erstwhile Gretchen Wieners. If Ross Gellar goes down with the ship, well, thems the breaks.
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What. The hell. Is she wearing. I don’t know where to start.
Did she just hope she wouldn’t run in paparazzi? Poor thing. All her mirrors must have broken so she couldn’t check herself…before this photo wrecked herself.
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All I can say is I’m glad she did something about her hair. She had THE WORST roots last season, I was glad her “Star” got kicked off early so I didn’t have to keep looking at them. Bleh.
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2011/03/26/alg_schwimmer_catherwood.jpg
Who the heck is Lacey Schwimmer?
Okay, that’s the worst belly ring. Well, the worst hair. The worst pants?. The worst shirt. Okay, I give up.
Well, what else was she supposed to wear to paint the garage? Obviously, she ran out of smokes halfway through and was caught sneaking off to the Seven-Eleven.
GOOD LORD.
Oddly enough, David and Lacey are cousins. That is horrodeous outfit.
I think a good rule of thumb is, if you’re older than 10, and not on the beach, we shouldn’t be able to see your belly button. Or you know, other traditional garb that shows your belly button, just to be PC.
She looks like a pre-rehab, pre-Antonio Banderas, pre-surgery Melanie Griffith.
Oh Carolina Girl, you are right! I knew she reminded me of someone.
The dark hair looked better on her.
That is a really unflattering picture of her face. As for the clothes, @vandalfan nailed it.
Ok, I had to google her
I like the dark hair much better. The clothes here? Good God.
The dark hair is her natural hair… and it’s GORGEOUS on her. Love Lacey – watched her on SYTYCD and was thrilled to see her become one of the pros on DWTS, but wish she would go back to her own, lush brunette hair!
I’ll get off my soapbox now
Ha ha ha, you have EXACTLY summed up the way I am unable to remember that she’s a real person.
OMG. What happened to her hair? She’s unrecognizable to me like this. I kept wondering why you were talking about Lacey from DWTS with this pic of this random girl who just had to slip out to the drugstore for some “necessities” and was hoping not to run into anyone she knows.
Because no one plans to go out in public dressed like that.
Lacey what happened to your hair???
@giggleswick (btw, love your name! It reminds me of many a poky train ride through the North of England! <3),
I think you may have hit on this girl's strategy (or her stylist's). She has a clothing budget, as one does; but I'll bet her thing is to find the vintage store with the Tub Of Worst, and just dive! Dive! Keep diving! … Until she finds the Platonic ideal, the very essence, of Worst.
I'm willing to bet there's more Worst where this came from, for Lacey. Worst Rocker Tee, Worst Aloha Shirt, Worst Hoop Skirt …
At first I thought this was Melanie Griffith circa 1986.
yikes, we can see her abs so we know she is in shape but that has got to be the dumpiest looking outfit I have ever seen….but if that IS the look she was going for at least she did her hair and make-up to match
I think she’s really cute and talented, and the darker, natural hair is definitely best for her. Also, YOU KIDS TODAY, even though you’re in great shape, don’t wear tops that show so darn much. Usually it’s too much, uh. . .chest, but tummy counts too. Just a regular t-shirt will work sometimes.
outfit to wear while bleaching the shower grout- yes
outfit to wear in public within 10 miles of a camera- no
I’ve never seen Lacey on DWTS, but I do know her from SYTYCD, where she was incredibly talented and quite attractive with her natural brunette hair. I knew she’d gone blonde, but this is just… atrocious. And the outfit is on a par with that hair.
I vaguely remember her mentioning on SYTYCD that she used to be a hair model. So…there goes that career option.
I’m with Squirrel! — I remember her being adorable on SYTYCD, and every time I see her lately I am cringing, starting with her last fug in that INSANE red outfit. Do a quick google search and you’ll see how cute she was as a brunette, normally-dressed person. Abort, Lacey!
she doesnt have the right body for this kind of outfit.. & she need some make up asap.. or a hair style..
Sadly enough, this is one of the tamest, most flattering outfits I’ve seen her wearing.
I love Lacey…and her brother…and her and her brother…but this outfit?…straight trash.