For some reason, I never managed to accept the fact that Lacey Schwimmer here is a real person. I always get her confused in my head with Lacey Chabert, and then, I guess, decide that Lacey Chabert and David Schwimmer had a secret wedding (after, I suppose, his secret divorce from his current wife).

That’d be juicy gossip — total escandalo! And if I were Lacey Chabert, at the very least, I’d disavow this outfit, and figure out some way to pin the blame for it on the erstwhile Gretchen Wieners. If Ross Gellar goes down with the ship, well, thems the breaks.