Edge of Fugly


“No, PLEASE. No. No pictures! I just want to attend this yoga class in peace. I don’t understand how you could think I’m going to yoga looking for ANYTHING other than NAMASTE. Serenity! Flexibility! A moment to myself! I don’t know WHY you would POSSIBLY look at me and think this UNPLANNED yoga jaunt was designed to get people to NOTICE ME. J’ACCUSE!”

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  1. Sarah

    You know, the difference between this and the Kate Middleton, ahem, pardon me, Catherine Wales posts is enough to give me whiplash!

    Gaga looks especially ridiculous after the palate cleanser that was Kate.

  2. INeedANap

    I don’t y’all….I am in the fifth Stage of Gaga:

    1) Rapture: OMG she is so Talented and Creative and Fun-Crazy! She is the voice of my generation. J’adore!

    2) Backlash: Wow, way to be an un-self-aware, party-pooping attention ho! I am over
    your Faux Artistic Crap, you manufactured piece of shallow pop-candy!

    3) Indifference: What, Lady BlahBlah is out and about is some crazy getup again? Yawn. Call me when Nicki Minaj and Josh Groban do a duet together.

    4) Respect: You might be fake, crazy-crazy, and too into yourseld, but damn girl you shame me with your Commitment to your Vision. I feel like my life is lazy and half-assed now.

    5) Affection: Aww, look at your kooky shoes. Way to stick to your image! Just try not to kick anyone in the face, dear.

  3. Alix

    Hee hee!

  4. Kris

    I had a hair dresser with hair like this once. Apparently a drunk guy came into the salon and said to her “Dude! You have like, bi-racial hair!”. Way to be unprejudiced Lady BlahBlah.

  5. Anne B

    Yeah.

    I totally don’t want to be on the mat behind her when she goes into pigeon wearing that.

  6. Christian

    Nice crotch bubble.

  7. AP

    Is this for real? Also, it looks like she’s overseas, right, possibly China? (from the writing on the microphones, but I’m not sure)

    This is so dumb… I mean… whatever.

  8. Rayna

    @INeedANap – totally.

    @AP – it’s Taipei. Check the close up view.

  9. vandalfan

    WHERE ARE HER ARMS AND HANDS?

    Cripes, she makes me all shouty.

  10. Geemee

    I love the look on the white guy on the left. He’s all, “do do dooo, walking through the hotel … WHOA!!”

  11. Geemee

    And where did she get the belly necklace for her YOGA MAT?!

  12. witjunkie

    I’m in Stage 3 and holding.

  13. Shannon

    Please get rid of those ADS!!! the ones that jiggle around and tell me that I’ve won something! they are driving me crazy!! thanks.

  14. Gin

    Yeah it was in Taipei. She then went to Taichung and the mayor declared it was officially Gaga day. She was very nice to the fans though. She held a small concert of some kind for free with big screens broadcasting it outside the stadium as well. Also, she promised us a concert next year. We’ll see if that will happen.

    People here loooove her.

  15. Gin

    BTW sorry for double posting but Taipei is in Tawain, not China.

  16. Sajorina

    @INeedANap: Yes, Yes, Yes! To me there were only 3 stages and I’m stuck on the 3rd, never to move past it! J’amoverher!

  17. Paula Millers

    How can she walks?
    She is hard trying to made difference with others artist.
    sometimes is good, but sometimes isn’t :S

    http://www.voodoo-spells.net

  18. Faye

    Eh, can’t even work up the energy to care about her anymore. On the other hand, I am highly amused by the J’accuse reference, because you just know she sees herself as some kind of modern-day Emile Zola, out for justice! A true trailblazer!

  19. Julie

    Oh, SHUT UP GAGA.

  20. stephie

    Ok, I was somewhere in the respect/amusement stage of my feelings about Lady Gaga, UNTIL this photo. This may seem like a crazy outfit for yoga, but there is an 80 year old lady who comes to my yoga class wearing this outfit every time. Usually she tops it with a flashdance-style cut out black t-shirt. I really wish that I was making this up. Gaga, this might be something, but it is definitely not original.

  21. Peachsiki

    I am actually… kind of… wondering… what she wore to the actual class…

  22. AP

    I feel like I kind of have to say this… but I never said Taipei was part of China… I didn’t know where she was, and thought maybe China, just from the writing on the mics.

    Anyhoo…. I think going around with a yoga mat in a foreign country, dressed like that, is soooo attention-whorey.

  23. Joni Woodhead

    @INeedANap .. yes. exactly that … something to be said for consistency i guess..right?

  24. ChaChaheels

    What? She’s killed the see through black lace ubiquity and yoga in one fell swoop! I don’t know anything about her music but I love her for that alone.

  25. becs

    I am so tired of her.

  26. Caroleena Stantonova

    meh

  27. Emma

    You know who I’m really sick of? Lady Gaga.