3 photos in galleryBritish crackpot chanteuse Eliza Doolittle strikes again. Let’s all quietly reflect upon how close this came to actual nudity and then give thanks we didn’t land in Naked Town.
[Photos: Getty and Splash.com]
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Comments (35):
Yuck. SO OVER the see through dresses. Enough already.
AARGH. this makes me feel like when I see Ken Burns’ hair.
Thank you! Ken Burns is a 60 year-old man. He needs to stop dying and cutting his hair like he’s an 8 year-old little boy. A hint of gray at the sideburns is a very lovely thing.
No clue who who this person is. I do know who I THOUGHT she was: the actress from Serenity, Jewel Staite (whose name I had to look up). Also, I stared at that last picture for way longer than was really appropriate, and I . . . is it . . . are you SURE she’s wearing Spanx? It seems to me that it could be a, um, tan line thing.
Going to take a shower now.
She does look like Jewel Staite.
I’m getting a strong whiff of Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
I’m getting Minnie Driver’s teenage daughter.
And speaking of showers… if she had a portable faucet over her head, I would have guessed her Halloween costume was a girl in a shower, because I could swear Bed Bath & Beyond designed that thing.
Ah yes, from their Winter Wonderland Holiday Bath Collection.
This/she would actually look quite pretty if it was, you know, a dress, ie. fabric where the sheer panels are.
It was mildly scandalous and/or salacious (depending on your POV) when Rihanna wore not one but two strategically-placed-opaque-stripe dresses over 2 years ago. At this point though, and I can’t believe I’m about to say this, this is a big yawn. As an aside, shouldn’t a winter ball take place after the solstice?
Yes. This is Elton John’s party, and he couldn’t even be bothered turning up!
Also, the hair.
It’s called “Gym Hair”
She looks like she just got done washing her face and threw on the first piece of Christmas Tree tinsel she could find.
too pale foundation, no real eye make up to high light, face washing hair and bad dress = girl who can’t even run with the big dogs…. Bai Ling where are you when we need you?
I am seriously surprised that we didn’t see any ‘coochie crack’ (thanks, Kenya from RHOA) in this dress. How did it not expose her?
Trolloping around in a hanging bits of lace… as my mother used to say, ” some people will do anything for attention. “
Yeah, this is like, Boobs Legsly-level desperation. A dress that’s supposed to be “shocking” or whatever shouldn’t make you roll your eyes and yawn. And I’m really bugged that her stage name is “Eliza Doolittle.” Not exactly a cleverly obscure movie reference.
Another favorite holiday song:
Have yourself a merry little lining,
Keep our eyes from fright
From now on,
your nipples will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little lining,
Never a side boob stray,
From now on,
your crotches will be hid away.
Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful slips who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years
We shall not see your bottom,
If the Fates allow
Hang a full length slip upon your upper prow.
And have yourself A merry little lining now.
I love this song. Thank you!
Bravo! That’s awesome. I am so over these dresses.
I liked it until I saw the nude panties!
she looks fine, she’s young, a pop star..you guys are like a pair of mid western sunday school teachers
I think it’s that this look has been done over and over again. I don’t think it’s so much of the pearl clutching that you’re witnessing, but is instead the sleepy eyed yawns of the bored masses.
Bravo and Amen!
Random Eliza factoid: Her mum was Eponine in the original London and Broadway productions of Les Mis.
i second the rihanna comment. i don’t think that she looks trashy as much as she does naked.
also, how gorgeous is her face?
Oh dear. This would be a really pretty dress if it was only lined. The colour is lovely on her.
I meant Bravo and Amen to your comment Nicolad.
YAWN
Enough with lace. All of these ridiculous dresses are now even more ridiculed by Kristen’s latest outfit. Time to stop, everyone, pleaaaaaaaaaase.
Can others see the quite visible line where her makeup ends in the upper third of her forehead?
What the hell?
At least she’s so thin the horizontal stripes look okay on her. But the gown still needs work.
Eliza Doolittle? Seriously, thats your stage name?