Kathryn Hahn found this:
a) in the bargain bin at Mood, under Sewing Machine Accidents (Clearance, Non-Refundable);
b) in an Alice In Wonderland fever dream brought on by eating some really REALLY bad sushi;
c) in a PSA on the dangers of staple guns;
d) in an episode of Project Gardening;
e) IN HELL.
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