I love her, and I enjoyed reading the profile of her in The New Yorker a couple of weeks ago, and I would like to applaud her for wearing lipstick on a night when so few women did. And ergo I am distraught that at least four people must have seen her in this and no one pulled her aside and said, “GIRL. NO. This makes Gwyneth’s pink Oscar dress look like a miracle of fit. This whole thing needs to be yanked up and pulled over and given more fabric and — no, you know what? No. Take it off. TAKE IT OFF, CLAIRE. I don’t care if I have to run down to Anthropologie and buy you something from Free People, you’re not wearing this.”
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