Pop quiz: Can you correctly identify Sasquatch in this photo?
It’s tough. You may need a moment to puzzle it out.
[Photo: Getty]
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Comments (37):
Never thought I’d see a Harry and the Hendersons revival.
My husband was like, “Is that Harry and the Hendersons? Wait… not smiley enough.”
Okay… I can’t help but stare at the feet on the (actual) Squatch costume. That’s some serious attention to detail.
That’s precisely what I thought!
His feet are more appealing than the hooves on the chick in the background.
I think I used to date that guy on the left.
Brian’s suit is nice.
The beanie has got to go.
Brian, I beg you, please lose the beard. You are a hottie underneath all that.
Totally agree. If his face looked more “normal”, he would look amazeballs in that suit. That being said I appreciate the fact that he isn’t trying to do pretty. And the suit with the beard is an amusing juxtaposition.
agreed. nice suit (even though the beanie matches the interesting tie … no)
agreed agreed agreed! He is so good looking! The beard is a hot mess, and not the good kind.
For real, he is a fine male specimen, just lose the stupid beanie and the lumberjack/zz top beard!
At least it’s better than the spandex skeleton suit with a bow tie he wore a few years back!
that spandex suit will always have a special place in my heart. however, i do agree it’s time to lose the beard and the beanie. he can keep sasquatch though. they make a nice pair.
That suit fits beautifully and I love the way he matched his tie and knit cap. But the beard must be a prop from Woody Allen’s movie “Bananas”.
http://www.myvickierubinson.com/2010/11/bananas-1971.html
And why does ‘Squatch have a talon for a thumbnail when he has hominid toes?
Every time I see something about “Brian Wilson” I expect to see the Beach Boy. Not the ball player.
And it’s eleventybillion degrees out. A ski beanie AND a velvet suit? Oh honey no.
Oh. It just looks like velvet in the smaller photo. My bad.
carry on
PS- the beanie is still ridiculous though.
Until I read your comment, I thought it WAS Brian Wilson the Beach Boy. And I was having this whole inner dialog — wow, he really got himself into shape, suck on THAT crazy Dr. Landry or Landy or whatever.
Oh, you’re kidding, it’s not THE Brian Wilson? That explains it. I wasn’t getting the Beach Boy- Sasquatch connection, except maybe as Famous Californians?
I’m on the train that thought this was the BEACH BOY Brian Wilson, and I’m here thinking…. “Hmmm, how is this even possible?”
I thought the same thing – that it was Beach Boy Brian Wilson dressed as his version of an Orthodox Jewish man – or as Joaquin Phoenix, I wasn’t sure which – but was very confused overall.
God, I hope that Tommy John surgery worked out. He definitely needs something better to do than this.
He’s certainly great at self-promotion, so if he can’t come back after Tommy John surgery–the second time for him!–he’ll still be fine. But again, lose the beard, Bri!
Yeah. He’s the one on the right.
I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen or that guy who lives with Jennifer Aniston. It’s an actual person and he is dressed like that unironically? Well, maybe a little ironically.
I thought it was Zach Galifinakis.
I really love that suit. I’m fervently hoping that he shaves the beard as part of a glorious comeback from his second TJ surgery. I miss him this season more than I thought I would–as a Giants fan, I have mixed feelings…sometimes his shtick feels like “trying too hard,” and then sometimes it’s clever and funny and makes baseball that much better.
Hear, hear! We miss you, Brian! Come back stronger, lose the beard, tone down the act just a teeny bit, and all will be well with the Giants again.
Does anyone still seriously believe that Brian Wilson doesn’t dye his beard? That thing is blacker than coal!
I agree, it almost looks fake. His suit is amazing though.
he admits to coloring it – it’s so awful!
Why is Brian Wilson hanging out with Matisyahu? (You figure it out)
Ha!
This belongs in the American League. Send him to the junior circuit — pronto.
Should I know these uh.. people???
Brian Wilson and Jayson Werth are two of baseball’s most frustrating players for me. This has nothing to do with their playing ability, they just both insist on hiding very good looking faces behind disgusting beards. THINK OF THE FANS!!!!!
You did that one too fast, Heather. They had already told that joke visually.
Yes! This is the guy who plays the caveman in the Geico commercials. “So easy a caveman could do it.” Wait . . . is it Geico or is it another insurance company??