Um, can we talk about what’s going on with Ryan Gosling? I was never that hot for him — except, obviously, in The Notebook, and also, kind of, secretly, during commercials for that new movie he’s in with Emma Stone, who is helpfully sporting the red hair in it — but I know that many, many, many MANY of you would disagree with that assessment. And so I’m worried for you, because I feel like for those of you who ARE hot for him, this might be the equivalent of how I would feel if Jon Hamm showed up somewhere in a leisure suit.