We both just watched Rock of Ages on our flight to New York, and agreed that although it is not a good movie per se, it’s vastly entertaining, if for nothing else than Tom Cruise and then Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand together. But Julianne Hough sings well in it, and she’s certainly cute, and she has a knack for combining denim and cowboy boots in movies in a way that makes me want to do some irresponsible shopping. This, however, has the opposite effect on me.

This makes me want to go out and do a lot of RESPONSIBLE shopping just to wash off the sticky feeling. She looks like a decomposing mermaid.

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