Fug Me Maybe


First of all, I am still REALLY WORRIED about the whereabouts of the Letterman Dumpster. Have they moved Dumpster out of camera range? HOW DARE YOU SILENCE DUMPSTER? I am going to start losing sleep worrying about the fate of the Letterman  Dumpster. Next time one of you guys walks past Letterman, will you check on Dumpster’s Whereabouts for me? I’d do it myself, except…you know, I’m in LA.

In fact, I am so concerned about Dumpster that I didn’t even notice until just now that Call Me Maybe’s Crop Top and Skirt are not even the same fabric, but in fact one is BeDazzled whilst the other is NOT. God. I need to take a nap already and it’s not even lunch time.

PS: Those shoes hurt my feelings unless they’re on the feet of a second grade girl, in which case I want to fist-bump her because she’s awesome.

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  1. Elizabeth
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    Girl’s got GREAT legs. I wish she would adorn them better.

    • pidget
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      She does have fabulous legs. But this get-up is “Ringmaster at the Tap-Circus”. Perhaps not what she was going for?

  2. TaraMisu
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    Ugh. I’m sick, that’s all I can come up with today.

  3. Bad Fads
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    She just looks SO AWKWARD in this picture. Maybe it’s half because I’m aware that she’s 27 and dressed like a teenage popstar, but even so, this is a spectacularly bad look for her.

    Bedazzled leopard or almost leopard print may be the only thing worse than excessive leopard print.

  4. Art Eclectic
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    How cute would that skirt be if it was a short dress with a scoop neck and sleeveless? And worn in the SUMMER….

  5. Alma
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    Why is she so naked?? It’s almost November!!

    • Aj
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      Because it has been almost 70 degrees in New York this week.

      • TonyG
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        This is a little skimpy for mid 60s. Then again, this week in NYC I have needed a jacket all week, so maybe I just get cold more easily.

        At this time in NYC when it’s sometimes in the high 40s when you wake up and then near 70 in the afternoon, you do see folks in everything from long-length winter coats to skimpier affair like this.

  6. S
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    Her makeup is making it look like Call Me Maybe’s face and the rest of her skin are not even the same fabric.

  7. glee
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    The jacket is actually very cute – but who can stand looking at this picture for more than 2 seconds to actually notice that? Ugh. Bad clothes (exception noted), bad shoes, bad hair. It’s a good thing she’s pretty and can write catchy tunes.

  8. sop
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    Jacket – lovely! Skirt – maybe. Everything else? Yuck. And I hate croptops. Hate ‘em.

  9. mochaleet
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    The Letterman dumpster is located at 54th and Broadway and I think was snagged for the Mama Mia backdrop, their dumpster got laryngitis.

  10. Donna
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    I just saw a photo of Donald Trump outside Letterman last night and you’ll be relieved to know that Dumpster was there, sitting unassumedly in the background yet being the real star.

  11. Lynne
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    Every time I see this girl I have an urge to brush the bangs off my face. And I haven’t got any. She needs to consult with Zooey Deschanel on the proper execution of the heavy bangs look.

    • jerkygirl
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      I know. The outfit is stupid for sure, but all I can think about is GET THOSE DANG BANGS OUT OF YOUR EYES THAT IS NOT CUTE!!!

  12. Anita Freiler Palmer
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    The Dumpster has made an appearance over on T & Lo ; in their Adam Levine post!!!
    IT’S ALIVE!!!!!

  13. Vandalfan
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    Are we sure this isn’t Snookie?

  14. Andrew S.
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    The dumpster is actually fine. It just didn’t want to be in the same picture as this monstrosity.

  15. DK
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    I walked by last night as Carly Rae got in her cab (not a stalker but it’s on my way home) and I can confirm the dumpsters are still there. Just not in sight anymore.

  16. J.C.
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    The here is the post from T & LO that confirms that the dumpster is safe:
    http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/10/adam-levine-leaving-the-late-show.html

  17. Lily1214
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    I too miss the dumpster. She is so young and darling that she looks great in this wacky outfit.

  18. Miranda
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    This outfit apparently makes me stabby as I just said out loud, “UGH I hate it! You deserve to have bad things happen to you for wearing that” I have know idea were that came from.

    Letterman Dumpster For Life!

  19. gryt
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    If your bangs are so long that you have to tilt your head back to look out from under them, they are too long.

  20. Sajorina
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    Those shoes make me want to shoot a clown! Disgusting!!!

  21. kate
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    those shoes are dope.