I have no idea what this pattern is…
… but if I narrow my eyes and look in very specific spots, it looks like an ode to hamburgers. And I hope it IS, because look, if you’re going to stick yourself in a weirdly crotched jumpsuit**, making it an ode to the mighty meat sandwich is basically the only silver lining. Maybe the quasi-hat-head she’s sporting is because a minute ago she had on a giant sesame-seed bun sombrero. Let’s all hope.
**People with better eyes than mine say it’s a jacket and matching pants. The jury may be hung as to whether that makes it better or worse; we may be en route to a mistrial.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
Comments (40):
I think it’s a matching jacket and pants. Not that that helps the situation, which is dire.
I hate to contradict Heather, but I think it’s a matching top and pants. I looked at the full size to examine the hamburger pattern, and it seems the “weirdly crotched” area is actually the tail/hem of a long wrap shirt.
I’m not sure if that makes it more or less fug.
By the way, WTH is it about Mr. Chow’s making actresses dressed all cracked out? Is there some secret dress code we mere mortals don’t know about?
http://www.justjared.com/2012/07/26/chloe-sevigny-mr-chow-chic/
It definitely makes it more fug. This looks like some kind of nurse’s scrubs that they wanted to jazz up with…hamburgers.
I see her in my ‘hood always talking loudly on her cell in her affected and highly cultivated voice… much like her affected and highly cultivated “style” … it(she) never whispers.
At first I thought it might be a galactic sort of pattern, but on closer inspection it does look like burgers… or pac man.
Fantastic pyjamas to give one dreams of triglyceride-free fast food shenanigans. But one should always remove one’s garish lipstick before bedtime.
I think the pattern is jellyfishes. Festive ones.
I’m fairly certain the pattern is an homage to the Pacman ghosts.
I see them too! But my comment is doing a stint in moderation, it must have been bad.
Waka waka waka waka…
Yes, I came here to say the same thing.
Oh chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild. Those looks like scrubs worn by a PA on an island resort.
It reminds me of what dentist’s assistants wear.
postmodern hamburgers and deconstructed pickels? Deconstructed pac-men and surfboards? That pattern will be a mystery ever more. The outift – also a mystery, although I do believe it’s a smoking jacket with matchting pajama bottoms. lol
I see amoeba, paramecium and other small thingies under a microscope.
Where is her other foot??
Indeed. It’s like the Photoshop eraser tool had a wild night out on the town with this picture.
I can’t even deal with the outfit because the angle/pose/whatever took her foot and most of her leg away.
Right? What a weird photo. It makes her looks like some sort of mutant from the waist down. I always thought she was odd, but this is downright freaky.
Is there a hairbrush shortage in Hollywood? What is with these ladies and their hair lately!?
Chloe’s hair always looks like that. I think she tries to make herself look terrible. She always looks like she just rolled out of bed with a hangover to me, what with the hair and the shiny skin. Ew.
She always has helmet head.
I am thinking hamburger print too, but I spend all say staring at a computer, so I’m blind-ish.
Not as headache inducing as most of her outfits. At least it has a certain relaxed feel to it.
Yup. Saw hamburgers even before I finished reading the post. Did anyone ever play “Toejam and Earl” on Sega (I’mold)? Oddly, it makes me think of that.
Also, I know we’re supposed to be talking clothes and not trashing the celebrities wearing said clothes, but I think if left in a room with her I would be rolling my eyes. A LOT.
My cousins used to play Toejam and Earl, and I agree. The print also makes me think of hamburgers, jellyfish, or Pacman.
Hey Chloe, THIS is why it is so hard for you to get a free “fucking Valentino”.
WORD.
Her hair looks sooo dorky haha.
This does terrible things to her bone structure. Like, all of her bones.
Her clutch cuts into the pattern at a weird angle, making her resemble Spongebob Squarepants or something. It makes her legs look all bendy, like she’s been photoshopped badly. It’s weird. I can’t unsee it.
It looks as though her waist twisted around and she’s walking away from us. The whole thing is unsettling.
This appears to be a take on this pajama trend that’s going around.
The woman is incorrigible.
Yes! This looks atrocious. The Sev is back to her old tricks! I wouldn’t have her any other fugging way.
Jumpsuit or two pieces, it’s reprehensible.
The girl thinks she’s a fashion icon—but from what I’ve seen so far, she never quite gets it right. This is why she’s having a hard time getting renown designers to give her free clothes. This woman is a fashion victim, not a fashion icon.
This would be awesome if she had her own dojo, but she doesn’t… FUG!
I really really cannot deal with her Prince Valiant headsuit. Please please please chop it off! An Anne Hathaway-type pixie cut would be really cute on her and would alleviate a great deal of my angst.
The lipstick. Must. Go.
Not only is the pattern potentially beef-inspired, it also plays tricks on your eyes. I thought maybe that orchid-colored patch between her pants legs was her own legging-clad leg, in which case I thought, what happened to the rest of her leg?! No matter how much I look at this picture, it still looks as though she’s missing a leg and that the pattern was added last, due to the wonders of Photoshop. Ol’ Pegleg Sevigny. Wait, that’s it! Maybe the pattern was supposed to be skulls and crossbones to go with the pegleg motif!