This would be so gorgeous if it were, like, three or four inches longer. But I can’t bear myself to call this an Unfug It Up, because what we’re working with here is lovely — it just happens to be the world’s most beautiful tennis dress. I also am not crazy about the heavy nude pumps with it, but let’s fight one battle at a time here. And right now my war is, ruining what looks like a divinely crafted outfit by insisting that there is no such thing as too much thigh. That is a slope we’ve all seen Lady Gaga go down, and if this ends with Diane being carried into the Oscars inside a fallopian tube, I’m going to be really irritated.