Of this style, I noted, “Looking like your butt is on backward is hot for spring,” and, “Is that in PLACE OF a purse?”

I enjoy calling myself out on the opinions I had that end up changing, but honestly, I’m not sure how else I’m supposed to feel about this. I like the stripes; she looks like a ribbon wheel in Candy Spelling’s wrapping room. But as for the shape, it doesn’t matter that she’s Marion Cotillard and she’s gorgeous and she’s got a dreamy figure; in this, she is simply a very lovely woman who looks like she’s caught Ass Backward Syndrome. And not even in a way that permits overeager snack consumption, because it starts at her pelvis. So if it’s NOT Ass Backward Syndrome, it’s Vagina Inflatada.

She did better elsewhere:

The waist might choke up on her chest a tad, and slightly less soft head-styling — a rich red lip, methinks — might’ve made this look more confident. But frankly, that’s a small quibble. She looks like a very elegant Dalmatian, which I have never said before, so I’m giving this one the win.

Which is your favorite?

  • The stripes (6%, 156 Votes)
  • The dots (72%, 1,893 Votes)
  • I can't choose! Too much love. (5%, 141 Votes)
  • I can't choose, because I can't give a win to EITHER. (17%, 457 Votes)

Total Voters: 2,647

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[Photos: Getty]

[Photos: Getty]