MATT DAMON: Am I shorter than everyone thought, or are you just tall?

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: No comment!

MATT: Are you wearing a two-piece dress?

SCARJO: No comment.

MATT: Am I hot as a bald dude?

SCARJO: Yes.

MATT: I knew I could get you to comment! Are you trying to make yourself look weirdly older than you are now that former hot hubby Ryan Reynolds is canoodling with blonde bombshell Blake Lively?

SCARJO: Why are you talking like a tabloid headline writer?

MATT: No comment.

Comment:

  • I actually love this dress. (12%, 1,580 Votes)
  • Love the dress, hate her styliing. (10%, 1,248 Votes)
  • None of this look works for me. (42%, 5,477 Votes)
  • SO MUCH MEH. (22%, 2,798 Votes)
  • I actually think her styling is the only thing that saves it. (14%, 1,793 Votes)

Total Voters: 12,897

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