INTERN GEORGE: Hello, cherished partner.
STACY: Hi, George.
INTERN GEORGE: I am so pleased with my fairy godmothering.You are a shimmering purple jewel in a pretty but unremarkable dress that will neither overshadow me nor get my smiling face put in any worst-dressed-list spreads. My work here may be done.
STACY: Well, you’re not done YET.
INTERN GEORGE: What?
STACY: I probably get to stick around at least through awards season, right?
INTERN GEORGE: Right.
STACY: So you’ll do more?
INTERN GEORGE: Sure, if–
STACY: No matter what happens right now?
INTERN GEORGE: Yes, but… why, what could possibly happen?
STACY: Oh, nothing, nothing. Let’s just get this over with…
Who did Leg Surprise BETTER at this party?
- Stacy (18%, 888 Votes)
- Michelle Williams (46%, 2,313 Votes)
- I cannot in good conscience say either one of them did (33%, 1,663 Votes)
- I cannot choose just one (4%, 195 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,063
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