"And so, lovers, I am inspired. Caftan Presley up there made me want to go shopping for something SHOCKING. Something FABULOSO for the finale tonight. And that is why I wore this jumpsuit, lovers. It is my shopping prison. I have to really, REALLY want to try on whatever it is, in order to Shawshank out of this outfit. HA. You did not know I saw IMPORTANT SAD MOVIES. But I DO. And by 'saw' I mean 'sat on the bed while Marc flipped past TNT in search of some horror channel that was showing Buffy re-runs.' But it COUNTS. See you tonight, lovers! Bring your eyeballs. But let us be honest, you can leave your ears behind. I'm sure Marc will watch them for you HAHAHAHAAH except actually he will, he used to offer to do that for me all the time."
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