Okay, so we rarely fug people on competitive reality shows — because they’re like stuck on an island or whatever, and ergo can not be expected to look all polished and whatnot (although in fact, half the time, I think the people on Survivor look better all dirty and undone on the island than they do when they pop up on the jury, which I guess means we should all use less product) — but it’s a very slow week and OMG WHAT IS MIKE BOOGIE WEARING ON BIG BROTHER RIGHT NOW:
It’s not like everyone else looks so great on BB14 at the moment — Dan, whom I LOVE DEARLY, is wearing a series of St Mary’s tee shirts, and I do not even know what is happening with Shane’s Bieber hair — but WTFDUDE. And it’s not like I EXPECT Mike Boogie to look normal — he has spent all season wearing homemade message tees, SERIOUSLY, and in the season of Big Brother on which he made his debut, which I recapped for TWoP, he PROPOSED TO HIS SHOWMANCE WEARING A CUSTOM POWDER BLUE LEATHER BASKETBALL UNIFORM — but….let’s just say it’s nice to know that the universe still has the capacity to surprise.
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Crying laughing. This man is 42!
only 42?
I believe one of my friends wore pretty much that exact outfit for Halloween 1996-ish when he went as Coolio.
Just googled Mike Boogie. And I still don’t know who he is. Wikipedia says he was on Seinfeld. Really?
That said, part of me really wants to see his hair with the hat off. The other part is terrified at the thought.
He looks like an evil pixie. Somebody’s granny needs to put the whammy on him.
Reality show contestants indeed. What is wrong with the fug girls? Why haven’t not commented on Harry’s unsartorial escapades in Las Vegas?
Oh, YES! The perfect opportunity to reuse the little “FUG” button from Taylor Swift’s winning year in Fug Madness!
Taylor Momsen??
Whoops. I always do that. Despite how hard Momsen tries, they meld into one generic young blond in my mind…
Hi, I’m right here.
There’s nothing wrong with us. We can’t use those pictures legally because TMZ owns them. We are discussing it on Facebook.
And THIS is why I don’t watch “reality” television – it is just one big island of misfit toys.
Totally agree. It’s not worth a “fug” assessment, when people’s job is to look, and act, like stupid clowns/mimes/street magicians/busters. Oh yeah…forgot VENTRILOQUISTS. I think I’ve covered all annoying, provocative professions, haven’t I? On the scale of annoyance, reality tv contestants fall somewhere in the middle.
I loved the OhSnap! moment a few weeks ago when they had Evil Dr. Will on the show and he pretty much said “Hey Mike, 1992 called and they want their clothes back.”
I loved it too! Boogie has never looked worse than right here with this hair.
I just can’t with big brother, it is the worst.. When I was an intern I had to track ratings for it and go through all the weekly mags and cutout, scan and recap all articles on it.
I’m just glad he stopped wearing University of Florida stuff. As an actual member of Gator Nation, I found that exceptionally embarrassing. As for Dr. Will, he has no room to talk after what he’s done to his face.
It’s Mike Malin, for the love of God.
The grown-ass man who refers to himself as “Boogie”.
The man who proudly had his genital warts treated on national TV by his best friend.
The man who thinks mesh baller shirts are high fashion. The man whose entire wardrobe, if not mesh, has his hometown (or something equally stupid) emblazoned on it, like he exclusively shops in a printing factory’s remnant bin.
You’re surprised by ponytails?
(Ciao, Mike, honey. Won’t miss you a bit, you slimy arrogant hateful misogynistic little jackwagon.)
Now I see what I’m “missing” when I watch public television and HGTV.
Glad to know I’m not missing anything worth watching! FUG!!!
At first glance, before I read the text, I thought this was Bradley Whitford. And that he had had some sort of… meltdown.
This man is 42 years old. There is no excuse for this kind of fuggery on a man his age except we’re talking about a man who goes by the nickname, “Boogie.”
He looks like a Rachel Dratch character.